Synopsis
You're Born. You Live. You Shop. You Die.
An artist fails a test and is required to direct traffic in New York City's Holland Tunnel. He winds up falling in love with a beautiful woman, who takes him to the moon on a Lunar Cruiser.
1984 Directed by Tom Schiller
An artist fails a test and is required to direct traffic in New York City's Holland Tunnel. He winds up falling in love with a beautiful woman, who takes him to the moon on a Lunar Cruiser.
This movie was never really released in the US. Not a limited released, not on VHS, not on DVD, not on cable. Nothing. It's played on European cable, and had played at some US festivals & museums, but in 1984 MGM decided it would never to a wide audience. now, the reason for that could be clear for most. It's a weird as shit movie. directed by SNL's Tom Schiller and produced by Lorne Michaels, it combines 80s NYC punk rock/experimental filmmaking with Fellini, Godard and an old fashioned 1930s feel good film. it's in black and white and color and involves a bus filled with senior citizens traveling to the moon. and it stars Zach Galligan, Bill Murray & Dan Ackroyd.…
Adam Beckett wants to be an artist of any kind, be that a writer, musician or a painter, but along his journey to discover his artistic medium he learns that the totalitarian government have control over what is deemed "art" and must even sit a test at the Port Authority Artists Testing Centre to determine if his art is "valuable" to the government. After failing the test, he is tasked by a secret underground network to travel to the moon to use his artistic talents to spread peace and love. He eventually finds his medium and becomes a "true artist."
Filmed mostly in black and white in the style of a 30's movie, even borrowing old stock footage and 30's…
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In fact, why not ease any spoiler worries by watching this wonderful film on YouTube courtesy of a very nice person who taped it off Sky Movies in the 1990s? Or you could ignore this review completely and do something worthwhile instead.
Nothing Lasts Forever is the 1984 sci-fi fantasy comedy, Saturday morning matinee homage and love letter to more film genres than I could possibly get my head around in one viewing that MGM didn't know what to do with. As such, it has sadly sat on the shelf for almost 30 years now without a VHS or DVD release in that time as MGM alleges that such releases have…
AFS screening with Tom Schiller in attendance!
Wow, what a swell guy! Too bad my own weird personal hangups keep me from gelling with his twee, romantic, humanistic worldview. I always see the worst in our species, I guess. So, a movie about a struggling artist finding fleeting romance on the moon in a classical Hollywood nostalgia throwback occasionally tests my haine de vivre.
But those color moonscape set designs, though! The beautiful songs! And the absurd lunar tourist sequence jabbing at crass American consumerism! The stew of pulp sci-fi, golden age Hollyweird, and '80s avant-comedy bursts and bubbles to life in a singular vision I can't help but love. You're a real peach, Schiller. Someone make this man a gofundme page so he can pop out a movie again!
This is a comedy with no jokes. It's funny out of sheer bewilderment. Welcome back to America, Letterboxd. Still trying to find yourself? Check this movie out. It's my favorite film of all time, and I promise you, there's nothing else quite like it.
A young man travels to a not-quite-real New York City to become an artist. A vision of true love leads him to a bus full of senior citizens on a trip to the moon.
Pure magic. Nothing Lasts Forever is exactly what I needed. It's a true hidden gem, a visionary movie with a great cast made by a talented director that somehow never reached the American public. This is the type of movie I want to watch every day, not because it's obscure but because it's perfect.
I added this to my watchlist because Evan Pincus called it his favorite film of all time, and I totally understand. It amazed me every step of the way.
This film is utterly wonderful and unique and you should totally go to Youtube and see it right now.
“You must study all forms of art, and cinema is one of the most important.”
Unquestionably one of the weirdest films I’ve ever seen, and I mean this is in the best sense. Utterly bizarre yet insanely ambitious filmmaking, clearly inspired by both 1930s-1940s cinema and classical B-movies. It’s a damn shame that MGM refused to release it, because Tom Schiller created something incredibly special here.
Pure movie magic. I really hope this gets the proper Blu-Ray release it absolutely deserves.
How do I get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, man, practice!
Well that was nothing like what I expected, but it sure was incredible.
I struggle to get across exactly what this film is in a way that's not reductionist or overwrought. Nothing Lasts Forever is not easily reduced to any one thing, and what it actually is can be hard to describe without resorting to comparisons, specifically the many, many films it brings to mind.
I'm under the impression that almost no one saw this, and yet its influence is surely there in the works of Maddin, Anderson, Von Trier, even Lynch? Or is it just that all of those artists drew from the same sources as this does? Who…
"Don't people from Earth just want to shop?"
I'm not sure what I love more: Schiller's deliriously scripted, sweetly cynical fever dream of a plot, or the world that he's created for it -- crafted from decades of celluloid and cultural detritus, mixing Fluxus with Forbidden Planet and Chopin with Potemkin.
There's nothing sadder than seeing a "Soundtrack now out on Warner Bros. Records" credit on a movie that never really came out.
Alles ist vergänglich von 1984, mit Zach Galligan (Gremlins), Dan Akroyd (Ghostbusters), Bill Murray (Stripes) und einigen weiteren, bekannten Gesichtern, kann man getrost als verlorenen Schatz bezeichnen.
Der Film wird nur sehr selten im TV ausgestrahlt, und DVDs oder Blu-rays sind weltweit von dem Film auch keine erschienen. Anbetracht der Star-Power hinter und vor der Kamera ist das schon sehr ungewöhnlich!
Auch einen Kino-Release gab es vom Film nie!
Dabei ist Tom Schillers Werk eine bezaubernde, dem Schwarz/Weiß-Kino der 40er-Jahre verpflichtete, Sinnsuche eines jungen Künstlers (Galligan), die unseren gutherzigen Jungsporn sogar buchstäblich mit dem Bus bis zum Mond führt.
Wer genau hinsieht, wird dann auch noch Anleihen an Brazil vernehmen.
Schiller, der viele Jahre für Saturday Night Live tätig war,…
I enjoyed this strange strange strange movie. It looks like a movie made by The Church of the Subgenius.
That said, the executive that greenlit this was almost certainly fired - and rightly so.
"This is a consumer moon you've landed on. Why do you think we gave you all those goddamn lunartinis up there?"
It's hard to imagine anyone at any level of this production ever thought it would get any sort of traditional release. It's the kind of movie that only makes sense as a hidden curiosity, waiting to reward those who make the effort to seek it out. Tom Schilling seems to understand this better than anyone, but hopefully there's still a feature-packed release at some point.
If you can, watch the version with the deleted Port Authority Art Test scene, a funny sequence that I think sets the right tone early on.
To achieve your dream of being an artist, you literally need to go to the moon and back.
Intriguing - I wish there were more films that take outlandish decisions like this film does, but even this was never officially released.
Watched Online.
I feel like I may have said the same thing in a review of another film but nevertheless, this is one of, if not the only, film that I would ever describe as enchanting.
A perfectly odd thing. So odd, in fact, that you can kind of imagine its curious, stalled non-distribution is part of the work itself. All clashing anachronism, muted - but real - humor, hazy monochrome and woozy, washed-out colour, it's a film that feels like a figment of your imagination whilst you watch it, never mind when you try to recollect it further down the line.
I first saw Nothing Lasts Forever - projected from VHS [?] - in Brighton in 2002/3 (i've been trying to pinpoint the exact date but have had no luck as yet), a point in my life when i was probably at my most receptive for an acerbic absurdist plot premised on mocking vague dreams…
I have had a bootleg copy of this sitting on my shelf for a few years now and I kept waiting for the perfect time to watch it. For some reason I had it in my head that there was a Christmas element to it, but alas it’s just non-holiday-magic and whimsy. I have had this movie hyped in my mind for years and I was a little worried it wouldn’t live up to it, but it still managed to surprise me. It’s incredibly special, with so many influences and ideas mashed together, it’s hard to keep track of them all, but somehow, it works. I still can’t believe it; I finally saw it. Five stars for a movie that feels like it’s protagonist, pure, optimistic, and endlessly chasing it’s artist ideals.
Alles ist vergänglich von 1984, mit Zach Galligan (Gremlins), Dan Akroyd (Ghostbusters), Bill Murray (Stripes) und einigen weiteren, bekannten Gesichtern, kann man getrost als verlorenen Schatz bezeichnen.
Der Film wird nur sehr selten im TV ausgestrahlt, und DVDs oder Blu-rays sind weltweit von dem Film auch keine erschienen. Anbetracht der Star-Power hinter und vor der Kamera ist das schon sehr ungewöhnlich!
Auch einen Kino-Release gab es vom Film nie!
Dabei ist Tom Schillers Werk eine bezaubernde, dem Schwarz/Weiß-Kino der 40er-Jahre verpflichtete, Sinnsuche eines jungen Künstlers (Galligan), die unseren gutherzigen Jungsporn sogar buchstäblich mit dem Bus bis zum Mond führt.
Wer genau hinsieht, wird dann auch noch Anleihen an Brazil vernehmen.
Schiller, der viele Jahre für Saturday Night Live tätig war,…
I finally tracked down this obscure gem, Tom Schiller's only feature length film, and it is very much an elaboration of his short film work, creating an absurdist scenario and couching it in a tableau of old Hollywood movies. A young man is determined to find his artistic voice amidst much oppression when the Port Authority takes over New York during a transit strike. This leads to some very strange adventures culminating in a bus ride to the moon. Featuring fun cameo performances from Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, Eddie Fisher and even Larry Budd Melman, among many others. This reminded me a lot of Guy Maddin's work actually and it's a shame that Schiller didn't do more feature work of this type. This one though, is ripe for rediscovery.
It's fine. Creative and witty, wonderful production style, good comedic guest stars. I feel like it has more ideas than execution. Wish it was more widely available.
I expected something much more smartass given the SNL connection but this couldn’t be less ironic, a wholehearted tribute to love & staying true to your dreams, which may in fact be entirely happening in a dream, but it really doesn’t matter. There’s a direct connection to 30s Hollywood here, maybe the transcendent romance of Borzage. The casting is also perfect. Incredible to imagine you could pick up the phone in 1982 & get Sam Jaffe & Eddie Fisher. But I was most amazed by the very minor casting of Lawrence Tierney as a Central Park carriage driver because that’s exactly what he was doing to make ends meet at that time. A strangely wholesome dream movie, I can see exactly why the…
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