Just not good. Rather than write a review I’ll list the good and bad.
-Maud Adams and Kristina Wayborn are gorgeous Bond girls and the idea of who Octopussy is is kind of interesting
-Louis Jourdan is a great villain
-There’s a vine swinging scene complete with a Tarzan yell.
-When facing down a tiger, Bond just yells “Sit!!” at it like it’s a fucking dog
-The crocodile sub is ridiculously stupid
-There’s over the top…