Popular reviews

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  Review by CosmonautMarkie ★★★★★ 70

  My mind is blown by every facet of this film. The acting. The script. The story. The directing. All of it was awful. The worst movie I’ve seen in years 🏆

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  Review by Lucy ★ 73

  this felt like when you take an edible and it hits wrong

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  Review by clementine ★★★★ 25

  personally i am terrified of old people so this did a lot for me

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  Review by Jay ★½ 43

  lets go to the beach-each lets go change our age

  honestly the comedy of year, feels like every member of the cast was given a different interpretation of what the beach actually does mentally and physically. expecting a drinking game to develop as a companion to the film, ‘take a shot everytime someone introduces themselves with their profession’.

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  Review by Vinny Simms ★½ 16

  every damn kid in an M. Night movie always is like: "I can excuse the supernatural, but I draw the line at my parents getting divorced"

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe 23

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I am begging– BEGGING middle aged men to get new targets for satire! “Young women are vain, they love their phones” what else ya got!!!!!!

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  Review by jawn dielman 20

  the real twist being that this is the beach from the solar power music video

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  Review by Sara Clements ★½ 2

  I need to start taking my calcium tablets in the morning

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  Review by ivy wolk 4

  these characters interacting is just like talking to your friends parents while high

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  Review by sophie ★★★½ 13

  must a movie be good? is it not enough to have the opportunity to lean over to your friend when m night shyamalan is on screen and whisper to them "that's the guy who directed the movie"?

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  Review by The Last Kelton ★½ 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  imagine being the cop who has to go arrest a pharmaceutical company because they’ve been manipulating a magical beach to run drug trials. like what does that kind of paperwork even look like

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  Review by HHREVIEW ★★½ 5

  Drink a coca-cola on that beach and immediately piss out a kidney stone