The following scene is how I imagine Katharine Hepburn got mixed into this abysmal film.
The people at Hallmark have just completed their latest film about a dad full of problems reconnecting with his son.
Duane: Well looks like we've got another script written in a single day finished. I say we celebrate.
Katharine Hepburn mosies on in.
Katharine: Stop the presses! I've got one more movie in me. I wanna do whatever you've got.
She yanks the script out of Duane's hand, skimming it over.
Kataharine: Perfect. I'll do it.
Duane stands in disbelief.
Duane: Well damn, now I've got to work another hour just to fit in a character for her that has nothing to do with the plot whatsoever.