you: chris pine's penis
me, an intellectual: florence pugh's face

Another perfectly watchable installment of The Past Sucked Theatre.

i didn't watch this whole thing and I really don’t care to but Chris Pine's dick shows up at 1:27:50 :)

Nice callback to when Chris Pine said “...above average” in Wonder Woman (2017)

this is what i imagine game of thrones is like. swords and titties! what more could you want

How is Tom Hardy not in this movie?

DICKS OUT FOR CHRIS PINE

extremely impressive opening tracking shot and then kind of “okay, fine!” from there

also props to aaron taylor-johnson for finding his niche as an actor as a complete nut

Nicholas Devereaux, Prince Charming, Captain James Kirk and now King Robert the Bruce. Chris Pine really is royalty!

idk if Game of Thrones has just trained my eyes to associate all medieval shit with television now but between the goofy costumes/accents, modern handheld photography (with the occasional overly ostentatious camera move) and severely pompous tone this was ultimately way funnier to me than i think it's supposed to be. that being said, the combat is bruuuuuutal and despite its best efforts this is so flagrantly uncool that i can't help but kinda respect it. also my man chris has got some serious pine if u know what i mean.

The movie opens with a seemingly boring and pointless 9-minute one continuous tracking shot, I think this is to prepare the audience for how boring the movie will be.

Don't get me wrong, every actor does their job, the set designs are beautiful, and it has the right amount of gore. But when you care nothing about what the titular character is fighting for, when the movie doesn't allow you to feel invested, then it's hard not to zone out most of its runtime.

Also I like the dude who just wants everyone to know his name. Douglas. That's the only name I remember from this movie.

De Engelsen zijn altijd zwijnen en machtsgeil geweest. Dus is het niet verwonderlijk dat de Schotten hun uiterste best doen om hen te verslaan. Dit is een episch verhaal dat in een epische veldslag vertelt over de moed van de Schotten en het waarom ze de Engelsen een negatieve houding toedragen. Knap in beeld gebrachte spektakelfilm, een mooi plaatje met een goede cast, maar de film laat geen indruk na.

"We haven’t seen a film of this genre pulled off this well for way over a decade, so praise ye to Netflix for finally offering a semblance of what their budgets seem to promise – an epic in almost every sense of the word, albeit flawed and at times lacking in focus."

Joseph Wade

Full Review

Some cool scenes. I liked it

florence pugh was the highlight of this

Beautiful movie with viscerally violent fight scenes, the acting is fantastic, and the score is fitting. Oof goes to whoever was forced to edit this film. It is choppy as hell. The opening 30 min flies to multiple events, that each get about 2 scenes of development. Probably should've been a longer movie. Could've used more Florence Pugh. Seems very historically accurate considering it's a two hour film. I probably won't think about this film very often, clearly will be overshadowed by Braveheart. Lots of good in the film, but someone took stuff out of it as well.

This felt like a sequel to Braveheart or an episode of GoT. If you like historical dramas then this is a movie for you.

In my head cannon Mel Gibson is this movie's William Wallace too

Fascinated with the open shots and the belic sequences. The direction was pretty good. But the score wasn’t anything spectacular and they didn’t have irish or scottish accent. Plus, there were a lot of holes in the story.

Absolutely loved this film! I love movies based on historical events and this film portrayed exactly what I was looking for in a historical film. Chris Pine & Florence Pugh’s performance was outstanding!!

hmm chris pine, aaron taylor-johnson & florence pugh all in one movie? sign me up idc

All three stars are for that giant ass dog

Best thing about the Outlaw King is it's historical accuracy (relative to other historical films of course). Feels like the producers really love and care about history. Most of the actors have also done a good job. It was fun to watch overall with some really cool scenes. The only problem I have with this film is the fact that the ending felt a bit rushed, it should have been at least 30 minutes longer.