you: chris pine's penis
me, an intellectual: florence pugh's face

Another perfectly watchable installment of The Past Sucked Theatre.

i didn't watch this whole thing and I really don’t care to but Chris Pine's dick shows up at 1:27:50 :)

Nice callback to when Chris Pine said “...above average” in Wonder Woman (2017)

this is what i imagine game of thrones is like. swords and titties! what more could you want

How is Tom Hardy not in this movie?

yall really hyped up chris pines dick when U CAN BARELY SEE IT IN THE SHOT i am blocking all of u

Nicholas Devereaux, Prince Charming, Captain James Kirk and now King Robert the Bruce. Chris Pine really is royalty!

DICKS OUT FOR CHRIS PINE

idk if Game of Thrones has just trained my eyes to associate all medieval shit with television now but between the goofy costumes/accents, modern handheld photography (with the occasional overly ostentatious camera move) and severely pompous tone this was ultimately way funnier to me than i think it's supposed to be. that being said, the combat is bruuuuuutal and despite its best efforts this is so flagrantly uncool that i can't help but kinda respect it. also my man chris has got some serious pine if u know what i mean.

James Douglas, Lord of Douglas: Thinking about revenge? It tears on the soul, but it can also be a weapon.

Chris Pine is Robert the Bruce in this retelling of some of the events of Braveheart. It’s kind of hard to compete with one of the most well known films of all time. Why would you even try? 
This film opens with a beautiful 9 minute tracking shot.And the rest of the film is nicely shot, but it just was missing something. 
It’s not as epic as it should be. I feel like his wife is a better character than him.  The biggest problem is this move is not Braveheart.

I really enjoyed this movie. Chris Pines accepted t was not perfect but still pretty good. Additionally, I found myself wondering how accurate the movie was.

Looks great but man did I ever want to fall asleep

Being a Scot, Mackenzie is in the right chair to helm this medieval game of thrones between Robert the Bruce vs King Edward.

Great production values and a nice set of actors unfortunately cannot elevate this rather dull and predictable story to be more than just entertaining, hence the three stars. Not a waste of time, and the final battle is impressive.

Much better than expected.

Death, taxes, me watching anything Chris Pine is in

Dicks, tits, swords, and yelling. Good shit. Good shit.

Robert the Bruce was a boss but this movie tried to be too gritty and lost the emotional and spiritual touches that make medieval movies special.

Surprisingly good, enjoyable and even (relatively) accurate period movie.

I thought Chris Pine would never make it as a XIV century Scot but I was wrong. Some dialogue is a bit cringey (a lady not only bossing everyone around but saying they’ve had time to read and form extensive opinions on the nature of power, as well as mastering nautical metaphors and what not), but overall characters and plot are pretty effective.

Non sono mai stato particolarmente fan di Braveheart, tuttavia riconosco il peso che ha avuto su un certo modo di fare cinema a cavallo tra gli anni Novanta e il Duemila. La sua eredità è stata un troppo greve fardello per David Mackenzie che con Outlaw King ha provato a dare un degno seguito spirituale al film di Gibson senza riuscire a restituirne il pathos. A parte una pregevole confezione tecnica e il topless di Florence Pugh è un polpettone noioso e senz'anima in cui gli attori si aggirano svogliati in vesti medievali tra set imponenti.