Boy, people in horror movies do some pretty stupid shit. And this month, I’ve seen a whole lotta people do a whole lotta stupid shit. But whether they were searching the sewers for a rat god or scuba diving through a haunted house, I couldn’t help but feel a little bad for the consequences those people suffered as a result of their poor choices.
These kids on the other hand…
Let me tell ya, if you decide to rappel down a dirt tunnel you found hidden under an altar in a creepy old church you’ve been explicitly warned to stay out of… I’m sorry, but you 100% deserve whatever horrific fate awaits you.
(Title #31 of The Twelfth Annual October Scare-a-thon!)