I'm so sick of movies with HGTV staged home vibes, Pet Sematary is as appealing to me as living in a prefab house in a subdivision lacking any charm, character, quirks or vulnerability, sterilized certainty that it's just like everything else on the cul-de-sac. When the dad gives his daughter this hideous stuffed bunny that looks exactly like a prop from her perfectly decorated bedroom, it's showing us how deep & heartfelt the film is willing to go.
Lifeless, regurgitated fluff---Pet Sematary 2019 was as entertaining as watching one of my two Norwegian Forest Cats open their mouths to expel a long, perfectly formed hairball. 1.5 stars because I didn't have to clean anything up.
I laughed so hard when "the dad" scooped up his kid (after the other one died & came back) and was like "you smell so good" woulda killed for an ad-lib-side-eye: "unlike the dead one over there who REEKS."