Good evening and welcome fellow Children of Chaos.
Crap Movie Collective catch up.
The Phantom of the Opera, valley girl edition.
Basically this is the exact same plot as Phantom of the Opera, except it is teens and a mall instead of whatever the fuck that stupid old story is about. Like Opera, who even could care.
Joking aside, I am 100% here for this take on Phantom. And it plays it way straighter than I thought it was going to. A little silly sure, but it never really falls into outright goof territory, except...
Toward the end of the movie Eric is having a confrontation with Morgan Fairchild, and he lifts her up in a gorilla press slam like he's The Ultimate Fucking Warrior and tosses her out of the rumble, errrr. out of the window.
And if you know me, putting dumb wrestling movies in your movie is an instant boost.