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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★★ 77

  I don’t think I’ll ever be able to express how important Alma is to me.

  There have been many characters that have almost been her, but none of them have ever come close. She embodies everything I am, everything I’ve tried to be, and everything I’ve ever wanted to be. I’ve thought myself to be Alma before, but I’ve never been brave enough. She’s weak, but is stronger than anyone she’s around. She’s kind, but could break every bone in every body with her words. And yet, she’s in love.

  She does something I’ve never been able to do. She does what I’ve always dreamed of doing and have constantly beat myself up for not being able to. Alma is…

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  Review by deah ★★★★½

  alma: crunch
  me: why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

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  Review by stevie ★★★★½ 16

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I’m sorry but if I’m on a first date with a man and he tells me that his dead mother’s hair has been sewn into the lining of the blazer he is currently wearing I would just get up and leave.

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe ★★★★½ 18

  absolutely unmatched lighting, absolutely unmatched score. jonny greenwood the motherfucking king. cannot believe how delicate and pleasant this movie feels for what it is. it’s like the great british bake off but for assholes. i love it. i’m also so lonely right now that at the asparagus dinner fight i found myself thinking “god i would kill to be in a weird and bitter fight with a girlfriend right now” which is healthy!

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  Review by brat pacino ★★★★½ 7

  phantom thread posits an impressively fresh take on the older, eccentric male genius with a younger female muse trope, but that’s to be expected from THE paul thomas anderson. 
  it’s a slow-burning fuse with a quietly explosive ending sequence. it’s the kinkiest film to not actually feature any sex scenes. it’s fifty shades of grey for the arthouse crowd... in a good way.

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  Review by lauren ★★★★½ 5

  need me a freak who understands the sanctity of breakfast like reynolds woodcock

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★★ 23

  After Phantom Thread ended, two older women walk out of the theater, laugh, and say, “You do what you have to do to make your relationship work. It was perfect.”

  In other words, it’ll be hard for any film this year to beat this. Paul Thomas Anderson is in love with filmmaking and its so obvious in the way Phantom Thread is presented. Hilarious, tantalizing, enchanting, and beautiful. Vicky Krieps steals the show.

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  Review by Jay ★★★★ 6

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  reynolds: *gets down on one knee*

  alma: omg, its finally happening

  reynolds: *falls over*

  alma: the poison is kicking in

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  Review by Caitlin ★★★★★ 6

  I shit you not I was so shook by this movie I stood on the other platform at the station and am currently on the wrong train home

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  Review by k(arst)en ★★★★½ 2

  I mean yeah it was great but damn the driving in this gave me more anxiety than the driving in Baby Driver

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  Review by 👽hayley👽 ★★★★½ 4

  me: say daniel, ur lookin pretty chic today-

  ddl: chic? CHIC ????!! oh don’t you start using that filthy little word. CHIC?! who ever invented that ought to be spanked in public i dont - i dont even know what that word means what is that word?? fucking CHIC?!!! iT sHoULd bE hUnG DraWn and QuArtEreD FUckiNg CHIC DONT U USE THAT FUCKING WORD HOW DARE U MUTHERFUCKINF CHIC

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series ★★★★ 9

  are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life? who are you? do you have a gun? you here to kill me? do you have a gun? where's your gun?