Naomie Harris actually transformed into a million fucking crabs for this role it's in the trivia, what an icon

davey jones stands in a little bucket, geoffrey rush has preposterous amounts of fun, the score is rousing as hell & I will always love this big, dumb trilogy (I don’t acknowledge any of the ones after this, none of my business) more steam !!

A true gonzo blockbuster

Absolutely looks and behaves like the most expensive movie ever made. In a lot of ways not dissimilar to TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION (though almost certainly less culturally and psychically poisonous). Completely gorgeous, insanely, pridefully bloated, and mostly a baffling ordeal. By the time the massive, nearly 40-minute long climax is climaxing you won't really know who's fighting who or for what, but at this point in the franchise I feel like you gotta listen to the sage wisdom of AIRPLANE!: "They bought their tickets; they knew what they were getting into."

fight me if you want but this is the best movie in the series

Jack Sparrow: Did nobody come to save me just because the miss me?

Loved it! great comedy, epic battles and very entertaining. Probably my favorite of the franchise.

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keira knightley in that captain's outfit is my entire religion

OKAYYYYY WHEN BECKETT IS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRCASE AND THE ENTIRE SHIP IS EXPLODING BEHIND HIM IS THE GREATEST CINEMATIC ACHIEVEMENT OF THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2007 BESIDES THERE WILL BE BLOOD'S "I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE" AND MICHAEL CLAYTON'S "TILDA SWINTON SWEATING IN A BATHROOM STALL"

i will go to my grave defending this trilogy

Name a more iconic wedding ceremony than Will and Elizabeth's.... That's right you can't

the Will Turner Intellect & Strategy Brand™ is literally just him sprinting in order to try and keep up while every other character mentally and physically backhands him across the face and i personally think it makes for the greatest comedy in known cinema

absolute nonsense, and far too convoluted and cute with its attempts to stitch all the wonderfully weird digressions of Dead Man's Chest into a satisfying trilogy "plan" which essentially just plays like a never-ending series of jokey callbacks. but. BUT. still pretty incredible that they let gore follow whatever beautiful and absurd and expensive design choice he was drawn to, drop some sort of strange, half-baked lore onto it and then expand it into a 40-minute long setpiece.

that scene where elizabeth removes her weapons and just keeps going and going……… maam

When I was younger, this was my least favorite of the series. But the older I got, the more I started to understand it and the more I began to appreciate. Genuinely a well thought out film that was ahead of its time.

The worst one? My ass!

Hm, that wasn’t so bad. I believe this might have been my first cinematic disappointment. Dead Man’s Chest was so exciting at the time and left me hanging like crazy, yet I remember with World’s End something generally felt off to me. Particularly in its length, humor, and story detours. Regardless, what I liked about #2 hasn’t dropped off here although my criticisms remain at large.

P.S. I do enjoy how in this movie you can see strong inklings of Rango’s surreal fever dream visuals

true neutral

i liked it! they KILLED the ocean's most sickening little thottie but other than that it was good! stupid in a good way. a great way. happy pride month to those two gay pirates.

man this trilogy started hot and ended cold

Good way to end the first trilogy! It's obviously not as good as the first two but the stakes are most certainly higher in this!
I really recommend it! Give it a watch if you got the time!

si no me voy a casar en medio de una guerra a espadas con piratas entonces no quiero nada

Whatever happened to Keira Knightley ?