Naomie Harris actually transformed into a million fucking crabs for this role it's in the trivia, what an icon

absolutely looks and behaves like the most expensive movie ever made. in a lot of ways not dissimilar to TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF EXTINCTION (though almost certainly less culturally and psychically poisonous). completely gorgeous, insanely, pridefully bloated, and mostly a baffling ordeal. by the time the massive, nearly 40-minute long climax is climaxing you won't really know who's fighting who or for what, but at this point in the franchise i feel like you gotta listen to the sage wisdom of AIRPLANE!: "They bought their tickets; they knew what they were getting into."

fight me if you want but this is the best movie in the series

my absolute favourite thing about this entire series is how barbossa goes from the main villain to everyone's weird uncle

the Will Turner Intellect & Strategy Brand™ is literally just him sprinting in order to try and keep up while every other character mentally and physically backhands him across the face and i personally think it makes for the greatest comedy in known cinema

If you are a big fan of Elizabeth swan you would probably put this one ahead of dead mans chest. I’m not the biggest fan. It’s awesome saving jack but for the portion when there isn’t jack it definitely misses for me.

Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly... need I say more

So many confusing twists and turns, weird drama, but entertaining. Kiera Knightly is so bad.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

I was... confused. Very confused. But pirates! Cool beans!

Frustrating to watch because all the cool innovative shit is covered in actual shit which I blame on mostly the directing and the riddance of the cool mystique that really was the grain of the first two films. Now everything feels too grand, too forced and too important.
The large positives are the scenes on the other side with multiple Jack Sparrows, the last 30 minutes with the great bittersweet ending and Hans Zimmers score, Ive always considered the track One Day to be his crowning musical achievement, that shit be epic.

Close to be the stuff of legends but we are only left with some truly great scenes dragged down by the bad.

It’s bad when a movie is 168 minutes long and you want it to end by about minute 35.

La mejor secuencia de batalla que existe, con desarrollo narrativo en el medio, gags y MUY BUENOS planos. También, como si fuera poco, toda la batalla dura una hora en total, y se te pasa volando.
Si tan solo D&D hubiesen visto esta película antes de hacer la peor octava temporada de una serie...

I can't believe I saw this movie in theaters 2 days in a row.