Synopsis
Game On.
Video game experts are recruited by the military to fight 1980s-era video game characters who've attacked New York.
2015 Directed by Chris Columbus
Video game experts are recruited by the military to fight 1980s-era video game characters who've attacked New York.
Adam Sandler Kevin James Michelle Monaghan Peter Dinklage Josh Gad Sean Bean Brian Cox Ashley Benson Dan Aykroyd Jane Krakowski Matt Frewer Matthew Lintz Jackie Sandler Dan Patrick Robert Smigel Anthony Ippolito Affion Crockett Lainie Kazan Denis Akiyama Tom McCarthy Tim Herlihy Jared Sandler William S. Taylor Rose Rollins Tucker Smallwood Serena Williams Martha Stewart Allen Covert Nick Swardson Show All…
Steve Koren Ben Waisbren Chris Columbus Mark Radcliffe Barry Bernardi Michael Barnathan Adam Sandler Allen Covert Jack Giarraputo Tim Herlihy Heather Parry Seth Gordon Patrick Jean Johnny Alves Matias Boucard Benjamin Darras
Columbia Pictures Happy Madison Productions 1492 Pictures LStar Capital China Film Group Corporation Sony Pictures
Pixels 3D, Pixeles, 像素入侵, 世界大對戰, 世界大对战, Pixels - O Filme, 天煞:像素之战, 屈機起格命, 屈机起格命, Pixels: O Filme, Pixels: La Película
Stare at this dot for 20 seconds.
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Now close your eyes.
Go to sleep.
Wake up and never watch Pixels.
Tonight I did a double feature. I saw Southpaw at 7 and Pixels at 9:35. However, the guy at the ticket counter thinks I saw Southpaw at both 7 and 9:35. I refuse to give Adam Sandler any of my money and I'm glad he didn't get my money because this movie fucking sucks.
Adam Sandler isn't even the worst thing about this movie, Peter Dinklage is. He was seriously so terrible. Why would you do this to yourself Peter Dinklage WHY!?
I kind of hate video games now. Fuck you Pixels. I'm going to go sell my Nintendo 64.
⚫ This is a movie, unfortunately.
⚫ Adam Sandler is in this, and it ain't a drama...
⚫ Kevin James is the fucking president of the United States.
⚫ Sean Bean doesn't die in this. Even Sean Bean glitched up.
⚫ Q-Bert is equivalent to approximately 15 Jar-Jars.
⚫ Josh Gad falls in love with an alien manifestation of Ashley Benson, loses said alien manifestation of Ashley Benson, and then—AND THEN—get this, Q-Bert morphs into Ashley Benson, Gad marries alien Q-Bert Ashley Benson, fucks alien Q-Bert Ashley Benson, and in the end, they have little Q-Bert babies. Five fucking Q-Bert babies. Process that shit.
⚫ Chris Columbus has lost his touch and his fucking mind.
⚫…
Josh Gad has sex with a video game and Kevin James is the President of the United States.
That's all you need to know about this movie.
I had a lot of fun with that one. Y'all just being mean. The cast is great, I'd die for Michelle Monaghan, and Kevin James would make a better president than Trump.
Adam Sandler Ranked
Guilty Pleasure
i feel sorry for the kid who played young sam brenner because he grew up to be adam sandler
Only in a Adam Sandler movie is where we can see The United States of America being dumb enough to elect Kevin James as the President. And even worse having Adam Sandler save it.
Happy Madison Company Presents The Avengers meets Armageddon meets Ghostbusters, featuring your favorite 1980's Arcade!
I would rather watch PIXELS 10 more times than stand witness to another Marvel Avengers movie. Killer visuals, sweet action set pieces, and a dope soundtrack. They even give Adam Sandler his Mission Impossible moment! Pixels is pure dumb fun with a plethora of easy laughs. Thank you Adam Sandler for the charming and palpable 80's nostalgia fan service.
#IDGAF #KevinJames4President #SeeIn3D
"Pixels," the Chris Columbus-directed, Adam Sandler-starring comedy-adventure that has received copious amounts of hate on Letterboxd, is, truly, not worthy of the disdain. It is a fun, if inconsequential, comedy that features lively 1980s throwbacks, a mostly restrained Sandler, and an engaging energy. While the aggression lobbed at the film is entertaining, it is also misplaced. "Pixels" is a harmless piece of fluff.
"Pixels" finds the Earth imperiled by aliens attacking in the form of video game characters from the 1980s. A team of gamers is assembled to take on the aliens, and a grand adventure takes shape. It is a straightforward plot, a hero quest punctuated by special effects set-pieces and power pop. Is it art? Probably not. Is…
So I've just seen Pixels and it was pretty terrible, and were you seriously surprised about that.
-The acting was bad
- Adam Sandler not trying anymore.
- The effect's were alright.
- Josh Gad was so annoying in this movie, I mean he wouldn't stop shouting.
- Peter Dinklage was the only saving grace in the movie.
- Kevin James is an idiot.
I know some are expecting a long detail review of this, but to be honest I want to save my strength and energy for another movie I'm going to review and that's 'The Third Man'. I'm really taking my time with that and make the best out of it so before I review a masterpiece like The Third Man, here's something really shitty.