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  Review by DirkH ★★★★★ 20

  I really hate this film.....

  BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT, IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND THEN I WANT TO DANCE, BOOGIE WOOGIE, DO SOMERSAULTS AND BACKFLIPS, POP AND LOCK AND EVEN A TWIRL AND A FAME JUMP OR TWO BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M BUILT LIKE AN ELEPHANT AND HAVE THE MOTOR SKILLS OF A PREGNANT HIPPO!!!!

  
  
  

  And I really, really miss John Candy....

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  Review by Fake Shemp 8

  That shot of John Candy as the devil 👨‍🍳💋

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  Review by Todd Gaines ★★★★ 27

  The Jerk and Uncle Buck as the oldest looking teenagers to ever star in a John Hughes coming-of-age-road-trip film. A taxi race with Kevin fuckin' Bacon. The first time you see John Candy's facial expressions. A bitchy flight attendant. A semi-boring sounding Ben Stein. Shower-curtain-rings are fuckin' cool. A million bucks short of being a millionaire. Hypoallergenic pillows. Extreme-sinus-cleaning. Waking up next to Del. Those aren't fuckin' pillows! A broken train. A yabba dabba doo bus ride. The invisible automobile. The fuckin' rental-car counter. You're fucked! An autographed Daryl Strawberry earring. Being grabbed by your dick. Precious moments don't come back. Almost hitting a deer. A car-honking contest. You're going the wrong fuckin' way! Two dollars and a Casio watch. A melted speedometer. Del knows a lot of fuckers. Realizing family is everything. Funny as fuck. Steve Martin is gold. John Candy is fuckin' hilarious. Fuck, I miss him. RIP Mr. Candy. RIP Mr. Hughes.

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  Review by Branson Reese 2

  "Her first baby... came out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin"

  To be honest I never really connected with this growing up (Steve Martin's family seemed like a bunch of losers so I didn't get why he was so dead set on getting back to them) but, like, John Candy is one of a kind. Undeniable. They don't let guys like that get famous anymore. Was about to say they don't make 'em like that but I just flew into Chicago to see family and yeah they do. Sure they're not as talented but strictly speaking we never stopped making em like that. 

  I love the way this movie looks. Just completely brown. One of our brownest non-prestige horror movies.…

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  Review by Den_of_geeks ★★★½

  I love how they contained every single f bomb to one scene lol

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  Review by Zoë Rose Bryant ★★★★½ 3

  here’s how we can still get john candy an oscar for this performance

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series ★★★½ 1

  "what do you think the temperature is?"

  "one."

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  Review by Justin Peterson ★★★★★ 4

  (Thanksgiving Rewatchathon 2020 - Movie 10)

  "How may I help you? ... You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks! And you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! ... I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me ... And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in…

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  Review by Christmas Di Leo 🎄 ★★★★ 12

  I wish I could have John Candy over for Thanksgiving dinner every year!

  👨‍🦳👨🧳✈🚆🚗🏨🚘🔥😈🔥🚛🍗🍽

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  Review by Jade talks too much🎄☃️🧣 ★★★★★ 22

  "You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."
  
  When I’m quite sure I’ve memorized that monologue word for word, I’m gonna drop that on some poor unsuspecting fool who insults me. It will be awkward. It won’t land. But it’ll make me laugh.🤭

  I’m English🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 so…

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  Review by lauren ★★★½ 8

  Is this the only thanksgiving movie known to man

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  Review by oleff ★★★★½ 2

  “where’s your other hand”
  “in between two pillows”
  “oh. okay :)”