The inevitable edge-lord variation on John Wick. Men who DM porn stars at 3 AM and leave all-caps comments on female journalists tweets are about to have a new favorite movie.

listen i didn't expect much from a film that starts with johnny knoville dying mid blowjob but lighting a full frontal scene so low i can't even see mads' dick? some crimes can't be forgiven

DNF. Unwatchable edgelord garbage.

- Mads Mikkelsen always amazes me again with his character.
- Overlong.
- John Wick be like. But this is bad as shit.
- I don't really like the storyline.
- The Cinematography isn't too bad.
- Dark Comedy elements.
- Blood.
- Killers.
- Dullish.
- Vanessa Hudgens???... Oh well....
- Mads Mikkelsen.
- Mads Mikkelsen.
- And always Mads Mikkelsen. The savior of this film.

make better movies or i’m going to have to learn how to read a book.

so intentionally repulsive and "edgy" in the most artless ways you honestly can't help but pity it. it's just Wanted with the saturation turned up (and that movie was immediately dated by its ghastly style and juvenile tone upon release over a decade ago), featuring writing that at best resembles a compilation of all the worst Hitman cutscenes. the worst part is that it's clear it's trying so hard to shock and absolutely none of it registers. i wasn't even mad about it tbh, was mostly just bored, like ouuu hyper-sexualized women and cartoonishly cruel, fetishistic violence, very cool/clever/ironic etc, but then it tried to do the hallway scene from Oldboy and laid bare what it thinks it is and y i k e s. mads innocent tho.

Someone on Facebook said this looked like a great-value version of John Wick and they just replaced his dog with Vanessa Hudgens. That's it that's my review.

"When a retiring assassin realizes that he is the target of a hit, he winds up back in the game going head to head with a gang of younger, ruthless killers."

✅ I've watched this film before

me to mads mikkelsen: on god we gon get u some roles bro

Made it only 50 minutes in before I had to dip. The most disgusting, exploitative, misogynistic, rapey, sickly, crass, abhorrent, annoying, self-satisfied, evil, moronic, bred-for-12-year-olds-who-wanna-watch-some-dirty-stuff-under-mom's-nose bullshit that I've seen in a very, very, very long time.

I can tell the characters in the opening smell bad just by looking at them

Hannibal stans we ride at dawn

Not good, but not NOT entertaining.

Kinda needed to be reminded of what bad trash looked like after my Herschell Gordon Lewis Binge and well this insufferably unfunny goatee energy pissfest was bad trash.

Mads really saved this movie. 

Every time Vanessa Hudgens was on the screen, I got sleepy.

What about those assassins? Zzzzz. So booooring! 🙄

I’ll be honest, I watched this movie purely for Mads Mikkelsen and he certainly did not disappoint. The movie itself is over the top in so many ways, including nude scenes which I DO NOT recommend you tune into the movie for with your mother!! The action sequences remind me of John Wick in some ways although they are FAR MORE gruesome. With all the weirdness of the movie there are some themes and interesting aspects to the plot. If you’re a fan of Mads, this is a must watch so long as you take it as what it is.

High highs and low lows. Feels like it takes place in the Smokin' Aces/Crank universe.

Mads is always nice. He gets his prostate checked in this one.

Loved it

Given its rotten tomatoes rating I kind of knew going into this one... But this was truly terrible. I’M SO SORRY MADS😭😭 Pls forgive me!!!! Just an overall cheesy script with cheesy characters. Gave me a very “Suicide Squad” vibe, but worse if you can believe it. Mads is always incredible, but not even he could save this.

Wish my name was Mads

This was so bad... I already knew when those character title cards hit and it only got worse from there. Even Mads Mikkelsen couldn’t save this mess. And he was a producer on this? So he isn’t even innocent what the hell? Men are really all shit huh

John Wick, but if John Wick had poorer world building, awful characters, and was 100% needlessly edgy.

I believe this film would be much less bearable if Mads Mikkelsen hadn't been cast in the lead role. He's got this aura about him that makes him worth watching regardless of whatever movie he's in. I can't say the same for the rest of the cast.

It’s silly and tries way too hard, but I still had some fun watching this.

ive seen mads' bare ass one too many times