The inevitable edge-lord variation on John Wick. Men who DM porn stars at 3 AM and leave all-caps comments on female journalists tweets are about to have a new favorite movie.

listen i didn't expect much from a film that starts with johnny knoville dying mid blowjob but lighting a full frontal scene so low i can't even see mads' dick? some crimes can't be forgiven

DNF. Unwatchable edgelord garbage.

- Mads Mikkelsen always amazes me again with his character.
- Overlong.
- John Wick be like. But this is bad as shit.
- I don't really like the storyline.
- The Cinematography isn't too bad.
- Dark Comedy elements.
- Blood.
- Killers.
- Dullish.
- Vanessa Hudgens???... Oh well....
- Mads Mikkelsen.
- Mads Mikkelsen.
- And always Mads Mikkelsen. The savior of this film.

make better movies or i’m going to have to learn how to read a book.

so intentionally repulsive and "edgy" in the most artless ways you honestly can't help but pity it. it's just Wanted with the saturation turned up (and that movie was immediately dated by its ghastly style and juvenile tone upon release over a decade ago), featuring writing that at best resembles a compilation of all the worst Hitman cutscenes. the worst part is that it's clear it's trying so hard to shock and absolutely none of it registers. i wasn't even mad about it tbh, was mostly just bored, like ouuu hyper-sexualized women and cartoonishly cruel, fetishistic violence, very cool/clever/ironic etc, but then it tried to do the hallway scene from Oldboy and laid bare what it thinks it is and y i k e s. mads innocent tho.

Someone on Facebook said this looked like a great-value version of John Wick and they just replaced his dog with Vanessa Hudgens. That's it that's my review.

"When a retiring assassin realizes that he is the target of a hit, he winds up back in the game going head to head with a gang of younger, ruthless killers."

✅ I've watched this film before

me to mads mikkelsen: on god we gon get u some roles bro

Made it only 50 minutes in before I had to dip. The most disgusting, exploitative, misogynistic, rapey, sickly, crass, abhorrent, annoying, self-satisfied, evil, moronic, bred-for-12-year-olds-who-wanna-watch-some-dirty-stuff-under-mom's-nose bullshit that I've seen in a very, very, very long time.

I can tell the characters in the opening smell bad just by looking at them

Hannibal stans we ride at dawn

First half is a porn, second is a indian action film

I'm not giving this a score because I'm stopping halfway through. But my god, it's like an alien came to earth read the graphic novel and watched Michael Bay movies and then made this movie.

A solid addition to the canon of completely hateful films. Someone needs to tell these film makers that disrespecting everyone and everything isn’t a personality trait.

Sad? Foot on the table scene. 
Happy? Foot on the table scene.
Stressed? Foot on the table scene.
Horny? Foot on the table scene.
Bored? Foot on the table scene.

Alexa, remind me to never mix blue and yellow in palettes.

Mads Mikkelsen was the only thing I liked about this movie. It was simply terrible.

I'm not sure why everyone shit on this so hard. It's exactly what it set out to be...? This is balls to the wall, raunchy, gory action. I had more fun with it than I expected and shirtless, bloodied Daddy Mads can get it.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Fun, hyperviolent, high quality soundtrack by Deadmau5... what more do you want from your B movie? You can watch this over and over and it never gets old

yeah this movie Fucks

A little too stylistically “badass” for me. Way too much sloppy, fast cutting and, my god, the titles? What’s with the computer-typed blackletter font and the askewed letters? Extra badass? Very comic-booky.
Still, the violence is choreographed very excitingly and creatively done, especially in terms of using other bodies as shields. And Mads is just great.

Wobbles wildly between emotions, not sure if it’s a comedy or drama. Used sex and rape way too much, it was all deeply jarring. Tried to have a style but failed. Mads does a great job (as expected). Overall I’d say give it a pass, it’s really disappointing.