This easily could've benefited if Taika Waititi was involved—as I see it, Pork Pie functioned as an adrift road-trip comedy with some half-baked gags.
Three random acquaintances are making a getaway from New Zealand in a stolen Mini Cooper. Jon (Dean O’Gorman) is a novelist suffering from writer’s block. His objective: explain to this ex why he left her before their wedding was about to start.
Since he's plain broke—and could use any financial help, Luke (James Rolleston) joins him, who's on the lam from some vengeful former associates.
Suddenly, fast-food employee/vegetarian activist Keira (Ashleigh Cummings) leaves her job and hops in via the drive-thru window. [One of the few amusing moments.]
As a trio, they're a fairly incompatible bunch…