Is this an arthouse film?
-Todd

They remade The Evil Dead and replaced the cabin with a movie theater. Somehow not as cool as it sounds. Am I the only one who sees it? Do I watch Evil Dead too much?

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Degrees of Separation from Last Movie:
-Porno with Robbie Tann
-Was in Hedgehog with Danny Deferrari
-Was in Three Christs with Bradley Whitford
-Was in Young Guns II with James Coburn
-Was in Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid

Porno puts the no in Porno.

On paper, PORNO reads like a sleazy little genre gem: a bunch of '90s teen movie theater ushers (who have to choose between watching ENCINO MAN and A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN this weekend) uncover a lost reel of art porn in the walls of their twin cinema. Unfortunately, when these cute little Christians - whose faith is weirdly important to their dorky manager for no good reason - roll that smutty experiment through the projector, it conjures up a murderous succubus demon, who proceeds to seduce and destroy like Frank TJ Mackey. Sounds pretty cool, right? Well, it would be cool, had an imaginative creative team tackled the premise. Instead, what we’re treated to is the 100,000,000th EVIL DEAD rip, which is oddly chaste (minus some "tee hee" titty shots) until the final gore soaked act. Basically, there’s a decent splatter movie to be made out of this madness, but this ain’t it.

"Das meiste Geld der Produktion floss in die Penis-Prothesen..." - Wenn schon das Eröffnungsplädoyer des Festivalleiters so lobend wie gleichzeitig ermahnend ausfällt, weiß man, was für einen Film man zu erwarten hat.

Und tatsächlich wird sich eine einzige Szene für immer in das Gedächtnis seiner Zuschauer brennen. Zumindest war das Geld gut angelegt.

Ein aufgeplatzter Hodensack - und wie er notdürftig verarztet wird: das waren meine Highlights in diesem Film. Alles andere hat entweder sehr üble "The Convent"-Erinnerungen hoch gewürgt oder mich völlig kalt gelassen. Zum einen, weil Kamera und Kulisse ein Tick zu billig wirken. Zum anderen, weil die Figuren und die dämonische Bedrohung zu dünn entwickelt werden. Zudem verenden zu viele Gags sang- und klanglos im Raum, wodurch es diesem "Porno" echt schwer fällt, zu dem Crowdpleaser zu werden, der er gerne sein würde. Was bleibt, sind ein paar wenige, aber wirklich gute Splattereffekte, die neben Succubus Katelyn Pearce noch die beste Figur abgeben. Muss man nicht wirklich gesehen haben.

This movie was so goofy I loved it. Idk what people who didn't like it were expecting from something that does not shy away from the fact its a B movie. Probably the most fun I've had with a horror comedy since tucker and Dale?

More like lame-o.

Blood, guts, and Full frontal nudity. If that's what you want, that's what you get. You're expecting it to be scarier.

I guess 80s nostalgia is transitioning into 90s nostalgia.

Goody.

Full Review Link Below- - This Porno (2019) Review Has a Recipe for Potato Salad Halfway Through The Review.

hubpages.com/entertainment/Porno-2019-Movie-Review

Is this an arthouse film?
-Todd

They remade The Evil Dead and replaced the cabin with a movie theater. Somehow not as cool as it sounds. Am I the only one who sees it? Do I watch Evil Dead too much?

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Degrees of Separation from Last Movie:
-Porno with Robbie Tann
-Was in Hedgehog with Danny Deferrari
-Was in Three Christs with Bradley Whitford
-Was in Young Guns II with James Coburn
-Was in Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid

this was the weirdest Covenent Eyes ad i've ever seen

This was a Comedy/Horror gore fest with one particularly cringe worthy scene. It was fun watch

I must give credit the '90s sXe Christian hXc projectionist... that's a real type of dude that doesn't typically get much screen time.

Aside from my man Jeff... somehow, despite the extreme nudity & gore, this plays out like a below average Are You Afraid Of The Dark?

We discuss this film on Episode 408 of Trick or Treat Radio.

trickortreatradio.com/episodes/episode408

A tonal mess that ultimately sinks what could have been a nasty little demon horror film had the filmmakers just gone for broke with the gross out horror elements and dispensed with the attempts at humor, moralizing and early 90s nostalgia - none of which were particularly well executed anyway.  

Was really hoping for more, but this was really far less than the sum of its parts.   Two stars is generous but I can’t give Fangoria less than that and any movie that actually makes me turn away from a gore scene - any guy will know it when he almost sees it - gets points as well.