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  Review by DirkH ★★★½ 32

  Nope......

  Still don't get it.

  Hold on. Who dropped my rating half a star?

  I did.

  I did?

  Yeah.

  When?

  Next week.

  Why?

  Because you get mad that you're too stupid to understand it when you rewatch it again. You vent your anger on this innocent film's rating.

  Yeah, that sounds like me....

  I'm such a twat sometimes.

  I know.

  Indeed.

  Coffee?

  Nah, I already will have some.

  Right....

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  Review by Lawrence Garcia ★★★★½ 3

  Man, do you wanna watch Primer? I haven't seen it since later this afternoon.

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  Review by Chris Burns ★★★½ 12

  0:00:00
  "OK, here we go, keep your thinking cap on, Chris, we'll need to concentrate on this one."
  "I'm right there with you, brain. Let's go."

  1:05:00
  "Brain, this is really easy to follow. We're so smart."
  "You're right there, Chris. For a reward, I'm going to think of our favourite foods for a second. First up, pizza, then..."
  *WHOOSH*
  "Whoa! What the hell was that!? Chris, what was that?"
  "Am... I think the guy just explained what was going on."
  "That was quick. Don't worry, he might explain it again. Let's concentrate. Wait, why is all that writing on the screen?"
  "That writing is called 'the end credits', brain."
  "Oh."
  "Yep. Oh."
  "Ah, never mind. Pizza?"
  *sighs*

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  Review by Tino Hahn ★★★★½ 7

  D̠̦̳̂̂͂à̧̢̛̞̯̫̭͎̯̽̿̎͒̈́̾̀͟ş̘̙̌̓̈
  ̢̛͇͕͎̜͙̖̼̗̉͂̆͌̂̊́͡ ̨͚͇̮̩̹̤̪̄̑͌̎̀̉̓͂͐͜ ̛̗̱̘̰̟̼̺͉͍̳͓̲͛͋͐̍͛̓̾̀̒́͘ ̙̩͒͘ ̛̜̞̳̳̤̺͇͖̠̹͎̍̓̑̉̑̓̂̀͘͝ ̧̧͙͎̲̩͓̃̐̑͌͠͠͞ ̨̛̣̭̓̕ ̛͕̺̝̀́ ͈̉ ͇̊ ̡̤̀̑̋͢ ͍͔̮͖͚̬̲̙̰̉̀̀̎̋̊͋̀́̕̚͟ͅ ̨̠̞̟͈̪̆̄͐͐̃͂͜͡ ̧̨̩̲̗͍͚͔̝̖̜̂̔̍̽̈̏̐̃͗̓̃͜͠ ̡͎̗̝̖̹̄̔̌̂͋̉͟͢͡͡ï̭̘̻̭̗̾̿̈͘s̨̤̹͎̭̥̉͌͊̀͌͐̚͘͟͟ẗ̨̳̹͍͙͖̺͙̯́̈̀̾̎͋́͊̈́̏͜ ̨̡̢̮͎̘̹̬̝̦̬̒͌͌͗̽̀̊̑̋͋̚͜͡ ̗̤̈̃̅ͅ ̝̲̙̬̰̗͓̌̓̋͒̈́͘͡ ̻̘͌͡ ͔̣̥͚̯͕̰͇͋̔́̎̀̇̎͝ ̨̖͔͚͈̑͋̋̐̔ ̤̒ ̪͚̀͞ ̧̢̼̰̥̫̗̤̱̱̄́̎́̎͂͂̏̋̚ ̩͉̒͆d͕̙͈̎̅͠ó̢̧̤̄̓̓͑͜͟c̡̨̥̫̞͔̘̭̙̤̓̇̎̇̾̀͂̋̇̽͜͡ḩ̬̦̱̠̫̤̝̌̋͛͗̇̿͗͘
  ̡̪̜̗͓̪̞͕͓̼̦̓͗̎̄̒͊̆̃̀̆̕ ̰͖̭̦͎̠̰̟̙̓̔͊̀̌̐̑̅̈́͋͜͟͡ ̗̦̇̄ ͖̜̜̣̓̑̂̀ ̝̤̠̙̩͉̦̬̹̰͐͒̅͋̌̂̉͌̉̕̕͢ã͚͖͖̯̟͉̺̺̫́̐̅̑̾̔̿́͜͝l̢̧̲̫͚̹̘͚̜͔̂͛̆͂̀̔̿̇̅͞lȇ̫̠̈́s͔̭̾̀
  ̺̬̝̗͔̈́̑̑̑͡ ̨̟̥̻͓̦̣̬͇̌̑̊̉̒̈͗̕͞ ̛̦̫̱͇̲̣̬͇̩̟̮̎̑̈́͒͆͛̾͑͞ ͓̺̲͕̆͂̀̂ ̫̪̣̄̎͛͘͘͢͜ ̜͚͓̠͚̽̇́̓́̽͢ ̱̒͑͢ ̙͕͆̓ ̘͔̲͕̍̀́͗ ̳̓ ̞̖̝̪̪̳̤̺͓̏̊̈̅̈̿͞͠͞ ̳͓̗̆͗͆͜͞ ̧̛͇̼̃̓ ̡̫̪͎̣̦̱̲̫̒̈͐̆͒̒͑͋̏͒̚͟͞ͅͅ ̝̝͈̹̞͍͍̫͊́͛̂̇̓͂͞ ̰̲͕̱̩̬̌̍̀̄̀̔ ̢̻͚̱̳̻͎̜͔̇̄̓͋́̐͋̚͘͘͢͞ͅ ̲̔t̢̛̗̪̼͈̤̝͉̫̠̼͗̏̑̂̒̃̉̾̇̕͡ͅȯ̢̲̬̮̩̟͙̻̺͕̟̰̉̆̎̈̿̌̔̕͘͞͝t̡̧̲̥̲͈͔̤̪̐͒̒̀̈͂͆͗̕͟͡ą̞̬̜̭̝̻̖̮͕͔͍̀̎̔̈́̅͛̍̑͌̄͊͘l̡̧̧̤̻̭̃͆̾́͡͞
  ̠͚̩̙̏̏̒̈̕͟l̨͕̝̬̟͕̆̌͊͆̑̏͟͞o̢̧͕̭̜͓̤̥̝̪͒̒̄̊̐̅̀͑̽̆ġ̪̥͚̟͎̻͙̈́̑͒̉̊́ī͎̜̘̤̘̹͙̮̥̻͑͛̓̋͊̄͛̑͆̿͐͢ͅs̡̩̱̺̯͎̠̏͐͌̀̚͝͝͞ͅc̺̔h̫̖̻͈͌̾͊̿̚͢

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  Review by grace spelman ★ 12

  This is not a good movie for people who are bad at math

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  Review by liam f ★★★★ 4

  don't mean to flex on you all, but I think I may understand at least one thing that happens in this film

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  Review by adambolt ★★

  not even the wikipedia plot synopsis can save you now

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  Review by Mari ★ 3

  so are the main characters supposed to represent mormons or they just get their fashion advice from mormons?

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  Review by Grooveman ★½ 9

  This film hurt my head. Not in a cool trippy way, more like a high school science way. I usually really like "mind-fuck" films but this one was pretty boring. I don't think I care enough to give this a rewatch to see if it actually makes any sense or not.

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★½ 3

  85

  Jargon leading to infinite cycles of indescribable power intruding in on personal destinies.

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  Review by Kristhian Morales ★★★★ 7

  Shane's Carruth's lo-fi, time travel movie has been lauded as a modern sci-fi masterpiece and with reason. Primer, which was produced for $7000, arrived at a time when science fiction movies had abandoned big ideas for high budgets and special effects: their intent was to stimulate our senses but not our mind. Primer has been accused of perhaps going too far in the opposite direction with a plot that folds in on itself so many times that by the end of the film, and even after many viewings, one remains unsure of how many permutations of the characters and events we have seen. I won't pretend to understand exactly what happens in the film, but every time I watch it…

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  Review by Baz ★★★

  Yep. I still don't understand it.

  I'll try it again yesterday.