Psycho Goreman: "The horrors you have just witnessed cannot be unseen. Your young minds will carry this until it consumes you in a miserable death."
Little Boy: *dry-heaving*
Little Girl: "COOL."
Psycho Goreman is what would happen if you crossed The Gate with Mechanical Violator Hakaider and Gwar and Critters and added in E.T. and Toxic Avenger and a smidgen of Rick and Morty.
Okay. Did someone put DMT in my popcorn again?
C'mon guys. This movie is too perfectly designed to my tastes. It can't actually be real.
BUT IT IS.
From the lunatic that brought you Manborg, The Void and also Father's Day comes PSYCHO GOREMAN! Steven Kostanski's truly hysterical horror/superhero parody/Tokusatsu/fiesta of bloodshed and cosmic doom.
Psycho…