So, I grew up around the Puppet Master puppets. My father had all the action figures because the puppets themselves look cool as hell. Having never seen more than clips of their stop-motion movements, I picked up a dirt-cheap Puppet Master collection, determined to eventually dive in to the world of these fascinating figures.
But christ almighty, guys. I'm just here to watch cool looking toys kill people. The bulk of the film revolves around psychics, like some low-rent Scanners that just seems to remember towards the end that, oh yeah, we have cool looking killer puppets. It drags like a son of a bitch, and wastes its one true asset.
Damn, I really wanted to like this one.