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  Review by Aaron Michael ★★★★ 4

  There is a very long list of things I'd let Alain Delon do to me.

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  Review by georgina ★★★★½ 1

  my favorite part was alain delons's face

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  Review by adrien ★★★★½

  if i looked like alain delon i'd wanna kiss myself in the mirror too...

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  Review by marcos ★★★★ 9

  will be sexting alain delon via ouija board tonight

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  Review by anna ★★★★ 2

  god spent a little more time on Alain Delon

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  Review by emmanuelle ★★★★ 1

  everything in this movie is so pretty! the landscapes, alain delon, the settings, the color grading, alain delon, the outfits, alain delon...

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  Review by phoebe 💫 ★★★★½ 7

  Everytime it zoomed in on Alain Delon’s eyes this hideous groan of lust came out of me

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  Review by D Arboleda ★★★★ 1

  any male born after 1933 can't cook... all they know is murder , kiss they reflection, forgery, be bisexual , get sunstroke & lie

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  Review by cassandra ★★★★

  Alain Delon lemme objectify you

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  Review by eely ★★★★½ 4

  tom: i’m like dropping hints that i’m philippe greenleaf 
  tom every five minutes to every random person on the street: i’m philippe greenleaf

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★½ 4

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  Alain Delon's charm and sculpted beauty is given a serrated edge in Purple Noon - a loose adaptation of Patricia Highsmith's 'The Talented Mr. Ripley'. So very much a performative film, in the false beauty of landscapes and people, and mostly about the dedication of being a convincing actor of the self. Its tension and sunbaked gloom is a knockout combo.

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  Review by Emily Housel ★★★★½ 8

  Alain Delon was in the running for The Most Handsome Man To Ever Exist and I think he just won