Legally Blonde II:
Brooke Survives the Apocalypse

"yeah... kill a few, save a lot"

the search for purpose as an unforgiving, apocalyptic nightmare. the third best Mad Max movie.

"What's your name?"
"K-Mart. It's where they found me."
"Do you have another name?"
"I never liked it, and everyone I know is dead now."

i told yall these movies had a ~trans subtext~

le puse tres por que me trae recuerdos

Just read my reviews for the previous two and imagine worse. But now she has superpowers for no fucking reason.

Melhor que o segundo, pior que o primeiro, mas bem divertido.

milla jovovich is full of glorious microexpressions, making her an ideal action performer. but it also comes in handy for comic relief—there's a scene where the AI girl sends her on a dangerous mission and belatedly adds, "Good luck," and the half-second look that Jovovich gives her is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.

anyway this grows the central metaphor to pulpy conspiratorial heights, and it's kind of great to see the oozing power of capital and property literalized into Iain Glen's tentacles of corruptive, self-preserving dominance.

Not as bad as the last but still bland and a bad zombie flick
Keep your pg13 films away from my zombies

A more post apocalyptic approach to the zombie series. It looks like Mad MAx with zombies and a ass kicking female heroine. Mila Jovovich grows more and more into that iconic role of Alice. With the red queen replaced by the white queen it looks like a Alice in Wonderland- zombie- crossover. I love the colour and setting in its desert tone.

This is the third Resident Evil (why didn't they number these?). Most people seem to like this one better than part 2. I'm not sure I did. I did like it. This is great fun. Milla is fantastic in the role she was born to play. She lights up the screen in every scene she appears. Alice is an awesome character. I loved the new powers etc. The birds scene was excellent! I think maybe I missed it having a big "we did it" moment at the end. The boss villain was very cool though. That was a great. I'm looking forward to checking out the next one.

it's called extinction because they knew the audience's hopes for a good videogame adaption franchise were extinct the second the first film was released

All the video game fans desperate to see Claire Redfield on the big screen must have been so excited to see some randomer who doesn't do much be given the same name. 
This one ain't too bad. Having PW Anderson penning all these scripts does help the series gel together. As increasingly dumb as the premise gets the execution stays weirdly earnest and loyal to the material. 

Credits song: Dunno, given up now.