UK Theatrical Cut
it was chopped up all kinds of ways for its american release after bad box office, apparently by guy ritchie himself, tho i only got one random google source for that one so don't quote me. they basically dumbed it down by shuffling scenes around, cutting and adding, even throwing in a new ending and mid-credit scene with actual(?) psychologists explaining the movie or something. (this version has no end credits!) so that should make for an interesting rewatch. if anything it'll make for an interesting rewatch of this version post rewatch of that version, but i digress
as of rn,
brain is fried. fever dream.
also theres a scandinavian directors cut dvd??? so that should make for an interesting rewatch post rewatching this version after having rewa, whatever, hope i can get my hands on it. guy ritchie suit and tie auteurist.