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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★★ 4

  The reason I went to NYU, and also the reason I dress in khaki slacks at every social occasion, and also the reason I think monster trucks are the ideal vehicle for everyday driving, and also the reason I carry my medical records on me at all times.

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★★ 2

  “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” is the hardest line ever written for a macho 80s action melodrama.

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★½

  In 1989 a man named Rowdy directed the movie Road House, finally fulfilling his destiny.

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  Review by Wes ★★★★★ 3

  this movie could kill a victorian era child

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★ 20

  Extremely boring but I liked when the guy shot at the falling polar bear statue instead of just, y'know, moving out of its way

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  Review by Ian West ★★★★ 1

  80’s bar western with a hell of a first act—then shit starts exploding, silver fox Sam Elliot shows up, and during a showdown the villains henchman says “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” moments before getting his throat ripped out by Patrick Swayze—sounds like at least 4 stars to me.

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  Review by single white femalien 4

  swayze was really on some horny shit like whatever sex lab he was created in set him to a 100 out of 100 hornys, it's wild! just nothing but glistening oiled muscles running and jumping through the air, pounding on the boys... rip to a true horny sex king, a practitioner of the dark horny arts if there ever was one. the other thing i like about this movie is when all the other big fellas fight, which is also very horny. kickin n astompin n agruntin n hootin with a lil touch o' hollerin....... all that just so happens to be music to my ears. what can i say i am but a simple woman and what i love is half naked men beating on each other and ripping throats out with their bare hands. that's, dare i say, the stuff!

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  Review by Grooveman ★★★★★ 6

  Should be a guilty pleasure yet I have no guilt in loving this film. It also has hilariously bad lines like "I used to fuck guys like you in prison" Classic!! The Jeff Healey Band is great also. The perfect midnight movie.

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  Review by Michael Strenski ★★★★½

  This is The Great Gatsby of the 1980s.

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  Review by Sonic Temple ★★★★★ 7

  Some people have a God.

  I have a Road House. 

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  Review by Rafael "Parker!!" Jovine ★★★★½ 26

  After hearing about this film for what seems like forever, I finally decided to see it for myself. It's one of those polarizing movies that divides audiences, but even its harshest critics must acknowledge that Dalton is one of cinema's most badass mofos. Swayze just oozes with such a swag; the man has such a presence that draws you in with a stare, and didn't expect for him (and his stuntman) to be so great at martial arts. I mean, the iconic lake fight scene is built up so great, and when we get there, it delivers big time. I'm also glad to finally find the movie from which that "Prepare to Die" scene comes from. I grew up watching…

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  Review by Nakul

  Just want to be as cool as Patrick Swayze in Road House.