"Hit the one in the middle," - A little concussion humor from Pauly,
Rock'em Sock'em robots use more defense than Drago and Rocky do in this movie.
Given the growing tensions between the United States and Russia I wanted to watch this film to remind myself how easy it is to cure cold wars...you simply send Sylvester Stallone and you know what he does? He gets that shit done.
In Rocky IV, Rocky is well-off and retired. Apollo Creed, also retired, can't handle the doldrums of normal life and agrees to fight a gigantic Soviet killing machine named Ivan Drago and it does not go well. After Rocky hard core emos out, which includes full-scale Aggro-driving while a montage of…