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  Review by owen ★★★½ 14

  the jangly man was flexible in the streets 🛣wonder if he’s flexible in the sheets?🛏 haha just kidding ... unless?

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  Review by Lucy ★★½ 10

  felt like a tv movie for tweens until the Scary Stories themselves unfolded and then my mind was boggled at how the hell this managed a pg-13 rating. if you showed me one of those scenes out of context and said it was from a new french extremity movie, i would believe you

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  Review by matt lynch ★★½ 6

  Your choice: eat a toe, spiders come out of your face, or Vietnam.

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★½ 13

  The late American writer and folklorist Alvin Schwartz tapped into the minds of young readers and traumatized generations of eager children by telling otherwise PG-13 horror tales with a transgressive, R-rated glee that made kids feel like they had read something they weren’t supposed to. There’s hardly a millennial in the United States who wasn’t happily scarred by the three volumes of Schwartz’s “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” series, and couldn’t describe Stephen Gammell’s rotting illustrations to their therapist in all of their red and blue detail.

  André Øverdal’s film adaptation, as clever and well-crafted as it is, can’t help but invert the formula that the source material relied upon for its success. Here is an R-rated concept…

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  Review by Jake ★½ 4

  I did not care for this remake of ‘Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed’ at all.

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  Review by sree ★½ 3

  [stefon voice] this movie has Everything: a nasty zit, vore, lana del rey, a basement that's not upstairs, toe stew, a smushed banana, AN ALBINO CHICK

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★★ 11

  It is possible to make a genuinely scary PG-13-rated horror movie, and here is the proof. Full review at ScreenCrush.

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  Review by rai ★★ 5

  “this is why i don’t read books”
  this is why i don’t steal books from a haunted house that you shouldn’t have gone to in the first place.

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  Review by clementine ★★★½ 4

  scary stories to tell in the dark: can i copy your homework

  goosebumps: yeah just change it a little so it doesn't look obvious

  scary stories to tell in the dark: thanks love u

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  Review by Ian West ★★★½ 20

  Interesting approach to the fabled nightmare stories of my generations youth... gateway horror that lands somewhere between Goosebumps and It—utilizing setpiece style scares reminiscent of the latter, and managing to feel just as sincere (if not more?) than either.

  I absolutely LOVED the first act of this movie: the mood, setting, season of the witch needle drop, editing, and how the story unfolded was right up my alley—mixing legit better than/darker than expected scares and big set piece after big set piece for each of the recognizable nightmare illustrations come to life. I was totally invested and ready to slap 4 stars all over this but unfortunately for me it lost a little steam in the last act as the generic…

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  Review by kemely ★★★★ 3

  Lana 🖤 del ⛓️ rey 🍷 season 🔮 of 🕸️ the 🕯️ witch 🦇

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★½ 17

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  An autumn ode to innocence lost and reality's lingering, omnipresent stain, whether embodied in the people of the present or the names of history. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark depicts a world where children start to grapple with the very-real horrors beyond the drive-in - that the scariest stories are often real, and are always in the process of being re-written. It isn't that scarecrows or spiders or boogeymen aren't terrifying (as it is seen in this film, they very much are), but they pale in comparison to draft notices, systemic racism, and old town secrets, haunting the air and refusing to shed their light, instead consuming a new generation of victims. So much of this is…