This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

exclusively for people that watched The Truman Show and were like “man, i wish there were more matthew mcconaughey drunkenly yelling about tuna and iraq and sucking on anne hathaway’s chin”... luckily that’s me. a few screams and line deliveries in here that would make nic cage proud (“GIMME THE ROD!”) scattered throughout this very pro-rum, pro-butt, pro-murder, hoot-and-holler cinema gem. as pure a piece of nonsense screenwriting as one could hope for in their life. loved it.

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Lmaooooooooooooo.

To be fair, I definitely liked this, as it is incredibly watchable and baffling from the first scene to the last, but I'm still trying to figure out exactly why. It really has no reason to exist, but each and every decision, whether by narrative or character or visual, feels so particular and pored over. It's equal to someone playing darts in a dive-bar, and they miss the board *every fucking time*, and not only does it *not* hit the board, but each dart flies in a different direction so gracefully and forcefully that it must've been on purpose, right? Well, it wasn't. No way. Nohow. But it's that dedication and unaware innocence towards the exorbitant stupidity of Serenity that creates a new good-bad classic, one which features (among many wonderful, wonderful things) a man named The Rules and Diane Lane as a sexy, senile cat lady.

"Steer clear Big Tuna, head for open waters."

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Every time I think about how the fish is named Justice my brain breaks all over again.

My favorite movie is “Serenity” starring Matthew McConaughey and Jason Clarke

Patrick is a real one

The most confounding thing about this film is-

Why would a kid write and code a storyline in his video game where his parents have sex?

péssimo filme mas eu adorei

In the end it had a cool plot twist!

Garbage but Matthew looks great

And I thought Nolan was bad

Why has this film got so many bad reviews? Explain that to me, right now, please!

Not nearly as awful as I’d built it up to be.  I was aware of the twist going in ( it was spoiled on a podcast for me ) so maybe that’s why I wasn’t enraged when it was revealed like others seemed to be. Basically, I watched  this to see just how bad it really it was and it was fine.

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Me diverti bastante com esse filme - com certeza, não da maneira esperada pelo Steven Knight; por outro lado, também não devo dar uma nota maior que essa - e olha que ela já foi majorada devido ao quesito coragem. Não se deixe desanimar pelos números, essa pérola definitivamente merece o seu confere; fora poder se deleitar na seção de comentários depois, que está sensacional, e não teria como ser diferente né.