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exclusively for people that watched The Truman Show and were like “man, i wish there were more matthew mcconaughey drunkenly yelling about tuna and iraq and sucking on anne hathaway’s chin”... luckily that’s me. a few screams and line deliveries in here that would make nic cage proud (“GIMME THE ROD!”) scattered throughout this very pro-rum, pro-butt, pro-murder, hoot-and-holler cinema gem. as pure a piece of nonsense screenwriting as one could hope for in their life. loved it.

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Lmaooooooooooooo.

To be fair, I definitely liked this, as it is incredibly watchable and baffling from the first scene to the last, but I'm still trying to figure out exactly why. It really has no reason to exist, but each and every decision, whether by narrative or character or visual, feels so particular and pored over. It's equal to someone playing darts in a dive-bar, and they miss the board *every fucking time*, and not only does it *not* hit the board, but each dart flies in a different direction so gracefully and forcefully that it must've been on purpose, right? Well, it wasn't. No way. Nohow. But it's that dedication and unaware innocence towards the exorbitant stupidity of Serenity that creates a new good-bad classic, one which features (among many wonderful, wonderful things) a man named The Rules and Diane Lane as a sexy, senile cat lady.

"Steer clear Big Tuna, head for open waters."

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Every time I think about how the fish is named Justice my brain breaks all over again.

My favorite movie is “Serenity” starring Matthew McConaughey and Jason Clarke

I needed a laugh.

Everything just felt kind off in this film, actors over acting, weird almost bad dialogue and the twist was different that’s for sure. It didn’t work for me but it wasn’t as terrible as others are making it out to be.

Woo! This movie is not very good but it's also pretty fun! It has such a weird vibe and takes itself so seriously. One of those movies that you watch and you're like how did they get these stars to agree to be in this? It's a hoot!

Dallas Buyers Club seems a long time ago.

This movie defies classifying or rating. If you watch it, you’ll know in your heart where this movie lies.

I need another beer.

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Whoever made this movie can go fuck themselves. Looked pretty interesting from the trailer, killer cast, started off decent and took a hard left turn off a cliff that crashed and burned so so badly.
Please refund the part of my life i wasted watching this burning car wreck, actually that's and insult to burning car wrecks. Not worth a first watch, and will never watch again.

videogames are addling the minds of our youth and the most pernicious way is in pushing the idea that fishing is erotic