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  Review by Tom Philip ★★★★★ 8

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The kid programmed a patch into a fishing game where he can make his parents have rough sweaty sex on a boat >>>>>>>>>

  This movie gets five stars lmao fuck it.

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★ 4

  Exclusively for people that watched The Truman Show and were like “man, I wish there were more Matthew McConaughey drunkenly yelling about tuna and Iraq and sucking on Anne Hathaway’s chin”... luckily that’s me. A few screams and line deliveries in here that would make Nic Cage proud (“GIMME THE ROD!”) scattered throughout this very pro-rum, pro-butt, pro-murder, hoot-and-holler cinema gem. As pure a piece of nonsense screenwriting as one could hope for in their life. Loved it.

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  Review by SilentDawn 10

  ??

  Lmaooooooooooooo.

  To be fair, I definitely liked this, as it is incredibly watchable and baffling from the first scene to the last, but I'm still trying to figure out exactly why. It really has no reason to exist, but each and every decision, whether by narrative or character or visual, feels so particular and pored over. It's equal to someone playing darts in a dive-bar, and they miss the board *every fucking time*, and not only does it *not* hit the board, but each dart flies in a different direction so gracefully and forcefully that it must've been on purpose, right? Well, it wasn't. No way. Nohow. But it's that dedication and unaware innocence towards the exorbitant stupidity of Serenity that creates a new good-bad classic, one which features (among many wonderful, wonderful things) a man named The Rules and Diane Lane as a sexy, senile cat lady.

  "Steer clear Big Tuna, head for open waters."

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  Review by Josh Lewis ★★★ 14

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Okay so if the premise here is that this kid coded and programmed the entire video game world then he definitely visualized and rendered his dad's dick, right? And all the moments where this vaguely played like an erotic thriller? Including the scene where his dad sucks on his mom's chin, penetrates her for a second and then pulls out yelling "That's it. I win."(???) Presumably, he role-played all of this in his fishing Minecraft game, right? That's the implication?

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★ 3

  Every time I think about how the fish is named Justice my brain breaks all over again.

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe 12

  maybe i’m just Dill-pilled but this time around i… kinda thought it wasn’t entirely awful. still insane, still something of a whiff, but it’s not far off from working for me! maybe i just appreciate the ambition of such a wild idea. maybe i’m just incapable of being impartial off the dopamine rush of a movie with the line “Ever since your wife died we haven't caught jack shit.” either way, the rules have changed and i opt to change with them

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  Review by Jay ★ 4

  theres a reason matthew mcconaughey and anne hathaway work in interstellar but dont here in serenity and its because you have to put them in space as theyre too powerful a duo for earth

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  Review by ❀ Chadwin ❀ ½ 20

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  First of all, WHAT.

  Second of all, I can’t believe this was an actual movie.

  Third of all, WHAT??

  Serenity is one of the most insane messes I’ve watched in a while. I have A LOT of random thoughts on this movie. I’ll be spewing incoherent thoughts in this review to pay homage to how incoherent and convoluted this film is.  

  The spoilers start down below, so feel free to read what’s above the line, though, I warn you now not to see the movie.

  This movie has so many ideas in it. Ideas that clash together, creating dissonance because there is too much going on at once. It also has some of the worst twists I’ve seen in…

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  Review by David Sims ★★★ 5

  it has a character literally called The Rules, I wasn't going to hate this (review at the Atlantic)

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  Review by Logan Van Winkle ★ 1

  I couldn’t explain this movie to you if I tried, daddy.

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  Review by matt lynch 11

  The idea that this is the next great bad movie, or even that it is remarkably nuts, is completely absurd, if only because the big twist you've heard is so wild is also painfully uncool and boring. Like, it could have gone anywhere, and you went with this? Still, the first half is textbook 90's thriller histrionics, and McC is in mega mode.

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  Review by Matt Singer ★ 2

  I knew the twist and it was still 1000 times more banana pants crazy than I expected. Truly a Hall of Fame WTF Movie. It’s inconceivable that anyone thought this idea would work, much less the dozens of people who had to think that in order to make this thing into reality. Also, McConaughey shows his butt so much we are now officially in The McConASSance.