"It wouldn't be Texas without a chainsaw massacre!"
MY RUNNING COMMENTARY FOR SHARKNADO 4:
• This will either be the best birthday present ever, or the worst birthday present ever.
• Why do I suspect the title will turn out to be the best part of the whole movie?
• "Gemini"? Gee, Finn, your cousin sure does sound like a stripper.
• The next Magic Mike movie looks INSANE.
• Well, Tara Reid's acting always was robotic, so at least she has the character to match.
• Has Gary Busey turned into Boris Johnson, or is it the other way round?
• Hi, Andre the Black Nerd!
• Bye, Andre the Black Nerd!
• Did Google Glass sponsor the…