noah centurian is the product of a young adult romcom actor that was born too late for camp rock but gained fame at just the right time to swerve the riverdale influx

this movie makes me feel like i am 45 years old and im driving my daughter and her friends to volleyball practice and they’re making fun of me over text but the only thing i can do is stare ahead and occasionally consider veering into oncoming traffic but i never go through with it because i just desperately want to understand at least one slang term used by kids born after the year 2000

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Once in high school I got a text from a random number saying hey and I thought it was one of the popular kids playing a prank on me but it was my dad trying out new phones in the Verizon store

“Veronica quit cheerleading and is taking a break from social media” is, without a doubt, the funniest and most on brand way to end this shitshow.

no she is not a loser, she is a fucking selfish manipulative bitch

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the more high school movie cliches i see the more powerful i become

the audacity to constantly reference lesbianism throughout this movie and then ignore the obvious enemies to lovers sierra x veronica storyline just SITTING there .... delete the account

Love some casual played-for-fun sexual assault in my movies

can people stop posting about noah centavos he's not even cute and looks like the guy who would send you a message on snapchat at 3am saying "go to sleep 🙈" as a form of conversation starter.. stop this tomfoolery

noah centineo is the gucci version of cold sprouts

I really don’t like Shannon Purser she literally ruined the whole movie

Top 10 worst movies of all time

Masterpiece.

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I completely forgot that I was doing this. I was very much procrastinating lol.

This movie was utterly awful and all of the characters and plot were terrible and annoying. Noah Centineo is perfect as Peter Kavinsky in the To all the boys trilogy, but he is terrible at any other roles he attempts. The only character is somewhat liked was the “mean girl” Veronica.

just no....

esse filme sugou toda a felicidade do meu corpo de tão ruim que é

dont look at me, im just thirst watching w a friend for kristine

Sierra Burgess is a boner lol!!

b*tches will be like i love morally grey characters until that character is a teenage girl who doesn't meet conventional beauty standards

We shall murder whoever made this. 
This literally made me hate the human race. 
Sierra is a sketchy bitch who assaults a guy and defends her actions with " its because I’m ugly....I’m the victim here 😭" 
Please Netflix delete this.

this film doesn’t even deserve 0.5 stars

this is one of the worst things i have ever seen