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  Review by DirkH ★ 29

  Couple of things:

  - if you make a film based on a computer game it doesn't have to look like one.

  - if you make a film based on a computer game your actors don't have to pretend they're motion captured pixels.

  - if you make a film based on a computer game, write a script. The creators of the game did that as well.

  - if you make a film based on a computer game and it is a horror game, you should scratch behind your head when the game is scarier than the film.

  - if you make a film...........do nothing you just did here.

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  Review by 𝚮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖉𝖊 🎃🕯️👻 ½ 9

  Given that Game of Thrones finale exists this isn't even the most embarassing thing Kit Harington appeared in.

  Why do I watch those fucking things? It's like I don't want to be happy.

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  Review by ♦️•Lily•💋 ★★★ 3

  Some garbage is ok

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  Review by CinemaJoe ★ 5

  Why isn’t Kit Harrington a playable survivor in Dead By Daylight

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  Review by elvisthealien ★ 2

  review - youtu.be/a7YEwUJ-AXg

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  Review by Jeff ★½ 14

  There was a moment where this movie and I agreed to just get stupid and enjoy some freaky visuals and CG gore. Unfortunately that moment was about an hour in and only lasted maybe 12 minutes.

  The rest is humorless and far too involved in its own lame mythology. The only positive that came out of watching this was my wife's quote regarding the Final Girl's plight - "If I were her I'd just kill myself."

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  Review by Kay ½ 1

  Easily the most boring horror film I've ever seen. My favorite part was when Kit Harington gave up trying to hold an American accent.

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  Review by Eliza ★★★★★ 2

  at the ps2 demo kiosk in a strip mall gamestop

  it is 2004

  you are wearing a green wrist sweatband with a 1-up mushroom on it and a black wrist sweatband with an 8-bit donkey kong on it

  you just saw the guinea pigs at the pet store next door and contemplated getting one

  the carpet smells like gamer

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  Review by Bunny🐰🪓 ½ 8

  And then there was this...

  After finishing this movie if you are left with questions such as:-

  • What the fuck is this?
  • Why the fuck is this?
  • Whose fucking ass was it trying to please?
  • Or just ???????

  Then you aren't the only one trust me and my sincere condolences for your past 1hr 35mins.

  Silent Hill: Revelation, is what you call a recipe for disaster. A movie that is destined to bomb and it takes only one or two hints to predict something as obvious as this.

  It all started with Christopher Gans the director of the first SH who straight up said no to directing the sequel and if that wasn't enough the next…

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  Review by nathaxnne [hiatus: blast injury] ★★★★½ 11

  BRB Totes Throwing Some Gregorian Chant Loops Over Cut/Paste Sub-Bass Terror Stabs Because HOTTT!!! // MXTRRM Some Toolbar Static Add-On Aktions Because Fantasy Fetish Tuesdays At Purgatorio, The BEST Darkwave Night At ANY Independently Operated Best Western Franchise In What Used To Be A Bunch Of Office Parks Unofficially Rezoned A Mixed-Use Community Now That Some Of Us Have Moved Into The Storage Facility Across The Street & By Cutting And Welding All Nights We Have Turned Them Into A Redoubtable Warren/Hive Of Clanking Rusty Iron And Latex Trench Cloaks To Cut And Weld And Glower In Because That Is The Most Perverse Use Of Latex We Could Think Of Outside Of This Combo Breastplate/Codpiece We Sell On The Etsy Store…

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  Review by claire 👁️ diane ★★★★ 8

  nails the very particular unreality of actual silent hill cutscene dialogue. where each actor seems like they're reading their lines to someone other than the person they're actually talking to. and each of them is in a slightly different emotional version of the film. there are bizarre jumps in topic. responses that don't meaningfully connect to what they're responding to. inexplicably lines are delivered with a genuine earnestness but the emotional register just slightly off. or responses are made in a placid or unexpected affect, so everything feels constantly off-kilter and refuses to settle. it gets it totally right, and i was just mouth agape with joy almost every time someone was talking.

  otherwise the film is this amazingly bewildering…

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  Review by brynn helena ★★★

  get in loser we're going to silent hill! 🥰🦋🌟🌈🎀🧸🎈💌✨