Synopsis
The gruesome tapestry of psychological manifestations of a nineteen year old bulimic runaway stripper-turned prostitute as she descends into a hellish pit of satanic nightmares and hallucinations.
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls
2006 Directed by Lucifer Valentine
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i was playing the facebook messenger basketball game for a good portion of this
my highscore is 34
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“I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”
Here we go again…
UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.
(MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)
Intro:
I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!
In the past, I haven’t exactly been shy about criticizing Lucifer Valentine or his movies. The issue has always been that it’s hard to find any concrete details about the dude because he does a great job at keeping his private life a…
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5 min: inch resting
10 min: this isn't too bad, I like the sound and editing
15 min: yep there's the puke
25 min: aaaaaand more puke
35 min: Who needs an arm?!
40 min: well.. you can't play the guitar with only one arm
45 min: oh god did he just drink th-
50 min: GET. ME. OUT.
55 min: I want to fucking die -
FILM #14 OF INGMAR'S CHALLENGE
I was eating pasta while watching this.
Word of advice: don't eat pasta when you're watching this. -
EDIT: PLEASE take a look at my new review here which contains a lot of new information regarding what I talk about below: letterboxd.com/mondovideos/film/slaughtered-vomit-dolls/2/
It's been 5 years since I watched this so I figured I would try again... No, it's still the same edgelord boring bullshit. I'm actually kind of freaked out by interviews of this man where he talked about how the lead actress signed a contract (while on drugs) wherein he could do "anything at his discretion" to her - aka exploit her on film while she was near-death.
I really just hate everything about this. I can't even pretend to understand the people that like it whether it's because they like vomit (there really isn't that…
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1. Yes, I did decide to watch this.
2. I'll be honest. I was bored. Amidst all the vomit and puke and piss and swallowing and puke and upchuck and projectiles and dismemberment and I mentioned puke, right(?), that's....really all it was. It's not much different from a feature-length, satanic-tinged trip down the local alleyway.
3. It's probably a REALLY bad thing that all I got from this was boredom.
4. I have no plans to be bored by the next two in the trilogy.
5. The backstories of the people involved are more disturbing than the movie itself.
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I thought I might like this because I love gross shit and gore, but guys, no. This really is absolute swill. Just tasteless, plotless, meaningless swill. And let me tell you, the puke got old quick. And the terrible filming. And the terrible sound. And the terrible acting. Repetitive and (dare I say) BORING, despite the disgusting subject material. It’s just a constant assault on the senses, and while that’s great in bursts, this is just nonstop shaking camera, unsimulated vomiting, naked girls bleeding and/or puking, and annoying audio. Nothing merits the existence of this film, but I’m sure I’ll watch the other two movies anyway.
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The cover made me think this was a really cute cartoon, but (spoiler alert) it isn't!
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If you're squeamish, please look away now.
In fact, scratch that. This is a review for a film called Slaughtered Vomit Dolls... what would you expect? Let's just say it does exactly what it says on the tin.
And then some. I mean, come on guys nobody warned me about the eyes!
I watched this as I thought the poster was interesting. Kinda wish I hadn't bothered tbh and yet, for some reason, I'm strangely drawn to watch the next film in the series. Yes, that's right there are more of these. Surely it's gotta get better though.
Right?
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tw // description of eating disorder (no specific numbers or anything that can be used as a “how-to guide” though)
This film makes me feel so vulnerable in a way that I’ve never really seen depicted before. Before I explain what I mean, I should mention that, although I’ve never discussed this publicly and have only told two of my closest friends about my struggles, I am bulimic. The first behaviors started when I was around 14 and things were at their worst when I was 19-21, but I still struggle with relapses to this day even with the support of my therapist and the recovery plan she has been guiding me through. At a certain point, it wasn’t even…
