2021 Directed by Robert Schwentke
After saving the life of their heir apparent, tenacious loner Snake Eyes is welcomed into an ancient Japanese clan called the Arashikage where he is taught the ways of the ninja warrior. But, when secrets from his past are revealed, Snake Eyes' honor and allegiance will be tested – even if that means losing the trust of those closest to him.
Henry Golding Andrew Koji Haruka Abe Úrsula Corberó Samara Weaving Takehiro Hira Eri Ishida Iko Uwais Peter Mensah Steven Allerick Simon Chin Samuel Finzi Shota Kakibata Nicholas Dohy Dean Muhtadi James Hiroyuki Liao Kenji Tanigaki Kento Matsunami Sean O. Roberts Jason William Day Kojun Notsu Max Archibald Jason Day Gui DaSilva-Greene
Lorenzo Di Bonaventura Brian Goldner Dana Goldberg Jeff G. Waxman Don Granger David Ellison Greg Mooradian Erik Howsam
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Would you name yourself after the thing that killed your father? Snake Eyes did. The famous G.I. Joe’s new film opens with a flashback to his childhood, where a group of men capture his dad. They force him to wager his life on a game of craps. He rolls two ones; they promptly kill him. Two decades later, his son now supports himself via the lucrative world of underground pit fighting, where he’s known only as Snake Eyes. That’s weird, right? It’s like Peter Parker deciding to become a superhero named Burglar-Man.
Full review at ScreenCrush.
Not only is it pretty boring but Samara Weaving is barely in it, that’s no way to win me over
Japan: Where undead Hollywood franchises go to get a new lease on life (if often by exoticizing the country until it feels cut off from the rest of the world, thus allowing brand-driven movies to start from scratch). It worked for “The Fast and the Furious” with “Tokyo Drift.” It worked for “X-Men” with “The Wolverine.” It even worked for “3 Ninjas” with “3 Ninjas: Kick Back,” at least so far as that movie paved the way for Hulk Hogan to star in “3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain” a few years later. And now — to a surprising degree even despite that precedent — it works for “G.I. Joe” with “Snake Eyes,” a back-to-basics origin story which overcomes…
Brain went off.
Popcorn yummy.
Movie fun.
Guns went bang.
Swords go ting
Henry Golding hot.
Andrew Koji hotter.
Training montages.
Loss and hurt.
Betrayal!
Betrayal!!!
BETRAYAL!
BEEEETTRRRRAAAAYYYYY
Y’all wanna hear a story about why me & this bitch here fell out?! It’s kinda long but full of suspense.
I had a good time, not nearly as badass as the trailers made it out to be but still fun. Could have used some better writing though. They also totally blue balled people with the suit.
Cinematography was REALLY nice, if you can see this on a big screen I think it will do the film a lot of favors
Everyone: DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE! IT SUUUUUUUCKS! DO NOT WATCH!
Me (a gentleman and a scholar): Watch this movie and pay 7 bucks extra for a VIP experience and go to a place which is further away from the local theater that's just 20 mins from my home.
The most outrageous part, however, is that even with the extra fee, I spent much less than what everyone else spends in places like the US or Europe where a ticket for a normal screening costs $15 or more (not even including the soda and popcorn), especially in the big towns.
Fortunately, my daring move somewhat paid off, as what I got wasn't the travesty, trainwreck I had been sold. Detractors…
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Ich mag an „Snake Eyes“ nahezu gar nichts, soviel schon mal vorweg. Aber das im Findungsprozess dieser traurigen Misskalkulation irgendwer dachte: „Lass mal alle Beteiligten wochenlang brutales Kampftraining absolvieren lassen, dann echte Profis wie Iko Uwais engagieren - und dann filmen wir die Nummer so, dass kein einziger zusammenhängender Schlag vom menschlichen Auge zu erkennen ist .“ - so krass am Publikum vorbeizufilmen und dabei nicht vor Scham im Boden zu versinken…Hut ab…das ist beinahe auch ne Leistung.
„Snake Eyes“, die Origin-Story, nach der niemand gefragt hat, vom gleichnamigen Ninja, den kein Mensch kennt, ist genau die Sorte Film, die ich besonders verabscheue. Bar jedweder künstlerischen Vision, in irgendeinem unterkühlten Meetingraum von gierigen Zahlenschubsern für den chinesischen…
