Guess who snuck in to a private screening of Spider-Man 3?
Not me. Not anyone. I don’t even think they’ve written the screenplay yet so it’s stupid that I’m even able to write this review right?
Well I’m not the only one. 4 other people have rated this movie on this site. Three of which gave it a 5 out of 5 stars. Promising, I know.
My initial thought is something fishy happened here. Either these literally sold their soul to Disney (and that goes into my marketing dark magic shit I was talking about in far from home) or, they got mixed up and thought they were reviewing tobey’s Spider-Man 3 (explains the 5 stars), OR they’re from an…