IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE IM FREE I NEVER HAVE TO WATCH ALL 23 MOVIES EVER AGAIN WOOHOO
1. Not as good as I remember but still really solid, mfs overthink spider-man movies to an insane degree, bitching about Uncle Ben’s suitcase, man just vibe
2. The high school news report opening is absolutely fantastic
3. Love Gyllenhaal in this role
4. Happy should’ve gone away with Endgame
5. Just like Captain Marvel TALOS IS THE MF GOOOAAAAAAAAAAAT CARRYING THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE ON HIS GREEN SHOULDERS
6. If you hate MCU Spider-Man because of this movie, I still think you’re wrong and lame but....I do get it.