Dear Spider man,
I’m pretty sure you’ll always be my favorite super hero. You have been since I was a little kid. I appreciate that your character has had the ability to deliver greats like Spider Man 2, Homecoming, and Into the Spiderverse. Good stuff.
Now, knowing that, I really hope that somehow you can convince Hollywood to stop shoving you into halfhearted mediocre and even unbelievable stories? If Marvel has proved anything to me, it’s that there’s a lot I don’t buy into anymore, and even you can’t change that.
Deep down, I think I know that this might be the end of good spider man movies. Not sure I’m okay with that yet.