Int. Kirk, Chekov and Scotty are aboard the bridge of the new Enerprise B.
Chekov- Zis nu wessell is wery gud, Kiptin.
Kirk- Never mind that, is my wig on straight?
Scotty- aye, that it ISSSZZZZZ, but ya corset is fit ta burst. Why in blazezzzzzzz arrrrrr we here?
Kirk- Because it's a transition between old trek and new trek. Didn't you get a script?
Scotty- Is there one?
Malcom McDowell and Whoopie Goldberg show up.
Whoopie- I'm called hymen, or something ridiculous. I will show up now and then again later in a fantasy place called the Nexus even though I'm somewhere completely different, as a device to explain certain plot points.
McDowell- Oh fuck this, I'm going to…