you: george lucas can’t write dialogue
me, absolutely tearing myself apart with hysterical laughter after witnessing c3po’s disembodied head look sadly at his body and say “i’m beside myself” in a dejected tone: you fools. you absolute lowbrow heathens. how could you not understand the depth of this message

Still can’t decide if this or the phantom menace is worse. Who cares, they’re both hilarious!

That little green fella from the Vodafone ads must be desperate for money to appear in this shit.

i'm convinced that anakin subconsciously used the force to make padme slowly fall in love with him because there's simply no way a queen/galactic senator would EVER get with a creepy, whiny child murderer with a mini ponytail

45/100

Caught this on TV in France when I was on vacation a couple years ago, and even though I could hardly understand a word of the dubbed version, I was enraptured by its images and its miraculous sense of sound design (those Seismic Charges tho). Watching it with the dialogue intact is frustrating, especially because Lucas' vision is so grand and ambitious. It's like watching a child trying to put a puzzle together. You want to help them along the way, but it is essential that the child works through it on their own. The uneasiness comes from the idea that they'll never solve the puzzle.

Sand.

"I don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough and irritating... and it gets everywhere. Not like you".

That, ladies and gentlemen, is this movie's idea of a profound romantic statement. I could go on about the awful dialogue, but this movie has even more problems - the romantic leads have no chemistry, the pacing is still non-existent, and plot continues to take a backseat to special effects. The final battle is waaaaaaaaaay toooooooo draaaawwwn ouuuuuuuuuuut. And did I mention that the dialogue is terrible? But hey, at least there's less Jar-Jar!

Ani & padme 4ever

Star Wars Episode 2 ist ein eigentlich guter Film, wäre da nicht diese eine Sache, die extrem nervige Liebes Geschichte zwieschen Anakin und Padme, welche den Film extrem schadet. Ansonsten ist Angriff der Klonkrieger ein guter Film, den er macht auch einiges richtig. Eine Sache davon wäre z.b das Jar Jar Binks kaum noch nervt, und das die Computer Effekte auch ziemlich gut sind, außerdem ist Ewan McGregor als Obi Wan perfekt.

Sand...

my fave of the new Star Wars trilogy. annakin and Padme are the cutest ever. annakin is a good kid they’re doin him so dirty

I don‘t like sand.

It couldn't be worse than Phantom Menace.

Ewan McGregor gets more screen time as Obi Wan, so the movie is tolerable. The original trilogy paints Anakin and his fall from grace as a great man tragically falling to evil, but in reality Anakin was a horny, whiny asshole from the start who didn't care about anything except getting Padme to have sex with him.

Jango Fett's existence is obvious fan service to appease all of the people who came buckets over Boba Fett in the original trilogy. The arena fight scene is real good though, its what saved this movie from also being one star. wish we had more Star Wars movies with that many Jedi in one fight like this, as well as watching the jedi have to survive without their lightsabers and limited force ability before Mace Windu arrives to back them up.

It's watchable, it doesn't make me wish i was asleep while watching it.

The only prequel that seemed like it had an ounce of fun. I totally emphasized with Anakin’s struggles between what he hates most, children, raiders, sand

An excellent excersise in world building. Really, the whole prequel trilogy is. But particularly this movie