you: george lucas can’t write dialogue
me, absolutely tearing myself apart with hysterical laughter after witnessing c3po’s disembodied head look sadly at his body and say “i’m beside myself” in a dejected tone: you fools. you absolute lowbrow heathens. how could you not understand the depth of this message

That little green fella from the Vodafone ads must be desperate for money to appear in this shit.

Still can’t decide if this or the phantom menace is worse. Who cares, they’re both hilarious!

i'm convinced that anakin subconsciously used the force to make padme slowly fall in love with him because there's simply no way a queen/galactic senator would EVER get with a creepy, whiny child murderer with a mini ponytail

45/100

Caught this on TV in France when I was on vacation a couple years ago, and even though I could hardly understand a word of the dubbed version, I was enraptured by its images and its miraculous sense of sound design (those Seismic Charges tho). Watching it with the dialogue intact is frustrating, especially because Lucas' vision is so grand and ambitious. It's like watching a child trying to put a puzzle together. You want to help them along the way, but it is essential that the child works through it on their own. The uneasiness comes from the idea that they'll never solve the puzzle.

Sand.

I love the obi-wan sleuth stuff and some of the pulpy world building and scenery is stunningly beautiful. Most everything else falls flat, and the movie ultimately sinks under the weight of a budding love story that is a stifled, lifeless facsimile of real people falling in love. Their chemistry is so unnatural you can feel the impotence rising.

some of the worst acting I have ever seen and some of the worst CGI large scale battles I have ever seen. But its better then the Phantom Menace, an enormous amount of action scenes. its most the entertaining of the prequel movies.

Really boring. The worst Star Wars Prequel Trilogy film.

Everything is wrong with this movie. My question is, why I didn't realize that when I went to the movies and watched. The casting is pretty bad, the plot makes no sense, the love story is so fake.

Eh. Better than Phantom Menace, but not by much.

Star wars marathon part 2:
Ugh. The weakest one for me. Cgi fest, bad choreography and some hilariously bad dialogue that once again has only one legit cool scene near the end (yoda) whilst we spend 2 hours with a creepy, unstable hormonal anakin whining about how life isn't fair and then fulfilling Lucas' dismembered hand fetish.
However it did give us the "I don't like sand" meme so there's something.

anakin is the epitome of a toxic man
so far the prequels are so confusing and poorly put together like bruh I have no clue what is going on or who anyone is

I think I just like StarWars so I have trouble giving it a bad score.

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