you: george lucas can’t write dialogue
me, absolutely tearing myself apart with hysterical laughter after witnessing c3po’s disembodied head look sadly at his body and say “i’m beside myself” in a dejected tone: you fools. you absolute lowbrow heathens. how could you not understand the depth of this message

Still can’t decide if this or the phantom menace is worse. Who cares, they’re both hilarious!

That little green fella from the Vodafone ads must be desperate for money to appear in this shit.

i'm convinced that anakin subconsciously used the force to make padme slowly fall in love with him because there's simply no way a queen/galactic senator would EVER get with a creepy, whiny child murderer with a mini ponytail

45/100

Caught this on TV in France when I was on vacation a couple years ago, and even though I could hardly understand a word of the dubbed version, I was enraptured by its images and its miraculous sense of sound design (those Seismic Charges tho). Watching it with the dialogue intact is frustrating, especially because Lucas' vision is so grand and ambitious. It's like watching a child trying to put a puzzle together. You want to help them along the way, but it is essential that the child works through it on their own. The uneasiness comes from the idea that they'll never solve the puzzle.

Sand.

Do ya like sand?

Okay this movie has the best battles though

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Besides setting up The Clone Wars, this movie is useless.

The worst Star Wars movie ever made. It's dull, it's boring and the romance is simply embarrassing to watch. The CGI is too noticeable this time around and the movie feel like a waste of great ideas.

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I respect George Lucas but this film is so bad that it’s sad. Terrible performances from everyone and it’s SO BORING!

I used to like when I was young, but it aged terribly