Synopsis
A Jedi Shall Not Know Anger. Nor Hatred. Nor Love.
Following an assassination attempt on Senator Padmé Amidala, Jedi Knights Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi investigate a mysterious plot that could change the galaxy forever.
2002 Directed by George Lucas
Following an assassination attempt on Senator Padmé Amidala, Jedi Knights Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi investigate a mysterious plot that could change the galaxy forever.
Hayden Christensen Ewan McGregor Natalie Portman Christopher Lee Samuel L. Jackson Frank Oz Ian McDiarmid Pernilla August Temuera Morrison Jimmy Smits Jack Thompson Leeanna Walsman Ahmed Best Rose Byrne Oliver Ford Davies Ron Falk Jay Laga'aia Andy Secombe Anthony Daniels Silas Carson Ayesha Dharker Daniel Logan Joel Edgerton Bonnie Piesse Anthony Phelan Rena Owen Alethea McGrath Susie Porter Matt Doran Show All…
James McTeigue Richard Whelan Tamana Bleasdale Rob Coleman Drew Bailey Matthew Penry-Davey Moez Kamoun Richard Hewitt Giovanni Pacialeo Claire Richardson Akram Fakhfakh
Peter Russell Michelle McGahey Fred Hole Jonathan Lee Phil Harvey Ian Gracie Jacinta Leong Clive Memmott
Dennis Muren Jill Brooks Pablo Helman Heather MacDonald John Knoll Hal Hickel Julie D'Antoni Gretchen Libby Chris Armstrong Ben Snow
Nick Gillard Ray Anthony Robert Simper Nash Edgerton Scott McLean Chris Mitchell Dean Gould Daniel Stevens Joss Gower Dar Davies Kyle Rowling Jon Heaney
Ben Burtt Gary Rydstrom Dennie Thorpe Jana Vance Teresa Eckton Matthew Wood Rick Kline Michael Semanick Paul 'Salty' Brincat Mary Helen Leasman Bruce Lacey Travis Crenshaw Frank 'Pepe' Merel Kevin Sellers
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you: george lucas can’t write dialogue
me, absolutely tearing myself apart with hysterical laughter after witnessing c3po’s disembodied head look sadly at his body and say “i’m beside myself” in a dejected tone: you fools. you absolute lowbrow heathens. how could you not understand the depth of this message
i'm convinced that anakin subconsciously used the force to make padme slowly fall in love with him because there's simply no way a queen/galactic senator would EVER get with a creepy, whiny child murderer with a mini ponytail
Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I…
Nothing gets me more hot and bothered then when I'm on a romantic picnic with a guy at a scenic waterfall retreat and he tells me he supports a fascist regime.
padme: *falls out of ship*
anakin: no! I have to go after her-
*realises she’s fallen into a pile of sand*
anakin: guess she’ll die
Still can’t decide if this or the phantom menace is worse. Who cares, they’re both hilarious!
this movie is pretty cool but i cant help but think about how better it would be if it was an arthouse lesbian romantic drama about padme and one of her handmaidens running away from the war to start a farm together in the outer rim and they lived happily ever after away from anakins bullshit