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  Review by Matthew L. Brady ½ 2

  "Maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen. A flatworm could write a better script and in some countries – China, I believe – running [the movie] once a week on government television has lowered the birth rate to zero. If they ran it twice a week, I believe in twenty years China would be extinct". - Sylvester Stallone reaction to the film and claiming it to be his worst movie, which he isn't wrong about that.

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  Review by Rafael "Parker!!" Jovine ★★★½ 16

  Action! - The March of the (3) Rogers: Stop Or Buddy Spottiswoode Will Shoot

  Objectively, I understand why many people consider this is a bad movie. It's so cheesy, so infantile, and the continuous use of Mickey Mouse just adds to the plot's ridiculousness. It's a childish film with a PG-13 plotline that never fully meshes with the overall tone.

  However, for what it ultimately turned out to be, this was a ton of fun. The one-liners and some of the dialogue, such as the suicidal man who reconsiders his life when Stallone is humiliated, are hilarious and had me laughing out loud. Stallone is quite endearing, and something about witnessing these macho men get mocked tickles my funny bone.…

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  Review by Matt Singer ½

  Not the worst movie I've ever seen, but maybe the saddest and most desperate. Nothing in this movie is funny, not even ironically or in a so-bad-it's-good way. The concept isn't horrible; I've got an overbearing mother and I'm sure a funny movie could be made from that concept. But this is not that movie.

  It would help if Estelle Getty's overbearing mother was at least a little consistent or believable; in one scene she's a moron, in the next she's a supercop. She knows how to slip out of handcuffs but she doesn't have any concept that buying an Uzi from the back of a van might be illegal. Wacky!

  I get it; Getty was a popular cartoon on…

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  Review by Timcop ★★

  Couldn't think of a better way to celebrate this nation's veterans than watching a grown man get repeatedly infantilized by an elderly Italian woman.

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  Review by Daniel Erenberg ★

  I clapped when he said the title.

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  Review by Fake Shemp

  The heart is for Stallone alone

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  Review by Kyle ★½

  A few things you should know about this movie.

  1) Stallone actually yells "stop, or my mom will shoot" to a fleeing criminal.
  2) Stallone, who is a grown man with a grown man job gives a coworker a swirley because he threatens his mother.
  3) Stallone only went out for this movie because Schwarzenegger started a fake rumor that he was going to go for it.
  4) Finally, Stallone regards this as his worst movie and he did two soft core pornos.

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  Review by Benjamin Green ★★½

  You'll always be my little Joey

  First time watch: March 2021
  Source: Netflix

  Agent: I got another script you ya.

  Stallone: What is it?

  Agent: You play Sergent Bomowski...

  Stallone: A cop? Alright sounds good. Familiar but I can sell it.

  Agent: ...then your elderly mother turns up and starts interfering with your job and love life. One scene has you in a nappy.

  Stallone: No way. That sounds awful. Throw it in the trash.

  Agent: Arnold Schwarzenegger is said to be interested.

  Stallone: You gotta get me that role!

  The idea that Arnold Schwarzenegger helped lure Stallone into the role by faking interest is hilarious and now Stallone lists this film one of his biggest regrets 🤣

  Get in…

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  Review by matt lynch ★★★ 1

  Let the storm burst, my fixed resolve still holds,
  To learn my lineage, be it ne'er so low.
  It may be she with all a woman's pride
  Thinks scorn of my base parentage. But I
  Who rank myself as Fortune's favorite child,
  The giver of good gifts, shall not be shamed.
  She is my mother and the changing moons
  My brethren, and with them I wax and wane.
  Thus sprung why should I fear to trace my birth?
  Nothing can make me other than I am.

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  Review by deMicha ½ 6

  Der toughe Cop Joe Bomowski bekommt besuch von seiner Mutter, die ab dann sein Leben auf den Kopf stellt. Als diese Zeugin eines Mordes wird, wird das Sohn/Mutter Verhältnis nicht grade besser.

  (Action)komödie von 1992 mit Sylvester Stallone, die mal überhaupt nicht mein Fall war. Der Humor hat mir "weh getan🙈😅",die Handlung und die Charaktere waren auch nicht besser. Die Synchro/Dialoge waren schlimm, alles andere an dem Film auch.
  Mehr möchte ich darüber nicht schreiben.🙈😅

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  Review by Blaze the Action Junkie ★★ 2

  One of the corniest scripts for an action / comedy to come out of a decade of really corny scripts. Sly himself has been known to highly criticize this film. Personally, I didn't think it was the worst film ever as I enjoy the bit of action that it has, but it certainly wasn't an enthralling feature that's for sure.

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  Review by Pube ★★ 3

  90 minutes of my life are gone forever, but I did get to see Sylvester Stallone in a giant diaper.