This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Watching Sucker Punch is like watching a friend you don't really like play a videogame for two hours. Making things worse is the stranger sat between you both aggressively wanking over his iPod full of shit reworkings of your favourite songs.

Sucker Punch is not only as bad as you've heard, it's worse.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Before they added all the slo-mo, this was apparently a 6 minute music video.

i was just here for oscar isaac lol

62/100

Female empowerment as a fantastical glimmer of sci-fi trash and neopunk junk food. Its opening sequence is a little masterpiece in and of itself, using lightning as footnotes and shattering bulbs as a physical act of attempted liberation. It's too bad that the rest of this strange creation isn't as visionary as it wants to be, but I continue to get lost in every CGI-addled frame; a cheap and unwavering movie making power that Snyder utilizes to fulfill his dreams and expanses. Zombie soldiers, techno robots, and a big-ass dragon are only toppings in this overly massive action sundae. Pass the syrup.

How the fuck did Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow destroy Kerry Conran's career, but this piece of shit landed Zack Snyder the Superman reboot?

Extended Cut

★★★★★★★★★★

Nonsense. Nothing is what it is, because everything is what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what the film is, it is not, and what it is not, it is.

From the fetishistic costumes of our female heroes, the misogynist possessive villain, the ideals of freedom as an abstraction, the portrait of mental illness as both an escape route and an entrapment, the metalinguistic reality of these girls trying to escape from the abrasive industry of entertainment crafted by groundbreaking set designs, all the way to the absurdly fantastical worlds created by Babydoll's imaginative mind, everything is one big cabaret spectacle in Zack Snyder's very own Alice in Wonderland.

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small.

Zack Snyder's Rob Zombie's Halloween II
& yes, take that as you will of course, haha.

please hang up and try again.

Top tier movie

back of the club with the mean girls

ok bruh where are they 😂😂

Zack Snyder has a very distinct style when it comes to his films and this is a great example of that. This movie is great but it's very confusing. very symbolic, and sorta depressing? All that aside though, the cgi action is great and I quite enjoy the drama in the movie.

With Dillon and Sean and a little bit of McKenzie over Xbox

went in blind and uhhhh did not expect this all from snyder. pretty ugly at points and watching the action scenes feels like humoring snyder and his obsession with slow mo but all the bleak ideas about exploitation and escapism kinda work and still feel oddly hopeful??

I commend the cast for working with what they were given.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

I thought the ol LB would help me figure out my mixed feelings about this film, but y’all are just as mixed up about it as me. 

I liked the dragon fight?

I actually like the meta film aspect, but I wish it weren’t so darn predictable.

And if it were a little less gimmicky and a little more coherent, I think the predictability would work in its favor. 

Instead it walks a very thin line between being self-actualizing brilliance and masturbatory stylish peacocking. 

I simultaneously was intrigued and sleepy, excited and bored, and entertained and disappointed. 

I guess that says something ultimately in favor of the film?

Also, the minute I saw Vanessa Hudgens, I knew she was gonna be a rat fink. The Peter Lorre of our generation?

Rewatching sucker punch...I want to like it and almost do, but it's still so bad. It wants to be something really cool but its cinematic parents are, like, a video game cut scene and softcore porn

i don't know, there's something about this movie, maybe i just like to watch women kicking ass in slow motion

NICE!