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A plumber named Mario travels through an underground labyrinth with his brother, Luigi, trying to save a captured princess. Feature film adaptation of the popular video game.
Super Mario Bros.
2023 Directed by Michael Jelenic, Aaron Horvath
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Every squad got the:
- Star Lord
- Chess Champion
- Tenacious D vocalist
- Substitute Teacher
- Dayman! Ahhh! Fighter of the Nightman!! Ahhh!
- Seth Rogen
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Guys I have leaked footage of the end credits of this movie
Chris Pratt is eating lots of spaghetti and a giant fat bear in a suit comes in talking about how somebody touched his spaget and necks Mario. Papa bear introduced in the mcu (MARIO CINEMATIC UNIVERSE)
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You know, I don’t ask for much in this world, but if I were to ask for one thing at this moment…
Can we just get a trailer? Or a few screenshots? Or a synopsis? Or fuck, a TITLE!?!
I need to know how this devastating accident’s gonna happen.
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I’m calling it, the first trailer will release at E3 or close to the release of Minions 2. It’s gonna break the internet.
Edit: Well, E3 is apparently not happening this year.
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Illumination Presents logo
Minion farts then snorts out weed and youtu.be/3Z1h2VE0hzs starts to play as Mario wakes up
Narrator: This is Mario. A fat reddish italian plumber whose life is NEVER easy!
Peach: MARIO COME HELP ME RIGHT NOW
Mario: WHAT PEACH?!?!?!?!??!
Peach: YOU BOUGHT ME A TORQUISE DRESS EVEN THOUGH I HATE!!!!!!!1!1! TORQUISE WITH A BURNING PASSION! FUCK YOU! WE'RE OVER!Mario drops to the floor on a road and screams NOOOOOOOO to the sky
TV News Announcer: WE HAVE BEEN ALERTED AGAIN THAT PRINCESS TOADSTOOL PEACH HAS BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE AND PREPARED FOR POTENTIAL RAPE AGAIN BY BOWSER. GOD PLEASE LET MARIO SAVE US FROM DOOM AGAIN BECAUSE WE'RE ALL PRIVILEGED DIPSHITS WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING ON OUR…
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There are two notable animated movies that were delayed until 2023: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse and Chris Pratt Mario Movie.
One of them will be a cinematic phenomenon of incomprehensible quality that pushes the creative boundaries of animation further than ever before and leaves a profound and undeniable impact on the world as we know it.
The other one will be Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse.
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