Capitalizing on the apparent success of The Three Fantastic Supermen and its sequels, one of the original fantastic supermen (stuntman and mafia thief Aldo Canti) stars as “The Dharma”, a supposedly immortal superhero who protects villagers from the supposedly villainous Amazonian Wonder Women. I was not willing to side against the wonder women no matter what they did or how many innocents they slaughtered (we don’t see them slaughter any innocents, just capture a few) because they seemed cool. And also the original Dharma was a total dick who demanded the villagers bring him peppers. Peppers (all of them!) are the most disgusting things in existence, so I was pleased when this pepper pervert was murdered and replaced by Canti.…