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  Review by HHREVIEW ★★★ 18

  I can see why audiences were SPLIT down the middle on this one

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  Review by Leticia Fernandes ½ 48

  Imma keep it real with u chief
  I’m tired of torture porn

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  Review by nathaxnne <3 [hiatus] ½ 178

  Ok so i didn't watch this movie again but i keep thinking about it. Like, why is this movie so bad? Isn't it just a normal horror movie doing normal horror things? Aren't they supposed to be upsetting? Aren't they supposed to be scary? Men are bad and do bad violent things. Men dressed as clowns can you expect any more from them in the end? Don't you know what you are getting into when you watch a horror film?

  In order to answer this question, we need to look into why and how horror movies are produced and consumed. I have spent my entire lifetime watching horror movies. They make me feel better or at least better able to…

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  Review by Sydney🚀 ★★ 22

  Art the Clown, I am so sorry I was not your mother…

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  Review by claire 👁️ diane ½ 2

  i hate many things about this clown movie but none more than that i watched it. i guess the real clown was me!

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  Review by toni ★★★★ 2

  when Art puts on that wig like.. that was very cunt slay mama💅

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  Review by Ian West ★★★ 22

  A grimy cheapo shockfest who’s cover would’ve hooked your eye at the video store, Terrifier feels like some kinda sleazoid 80’s slasher B-side mixed with mid 00’s ultra violence sensibilities—a relative to movies like Maniac and The New York Ripper.
   
  Let’s cut right to it—this thing is Mean spirited, nasty, filled with tons of blood/violence bordering on torture porn, and features the maniacal Art the Clown—who has no issue sawing people in half or pulling out a gun and blowing someone away as he stomps in faces with his clown shoe. The budgetary trappings from All Hallows’ Eve are still there but the makeup and gore are definitely the beneficiary of said budget. Listen, this movie has its faults... its no game changer—we’ve…

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  Review by single white femalien ★ 12

  this is a super corny attempt at a #branded horror icon and it seems a lil late in the game to do torture porn?? this movie really sucks imo! then again i don't go for these over the top grim ultra violent mean-spirited man horror movies that are obsessed with how edgy and dark they are but maybe thats bc i havent let rot infest my soul or im not a misogynist who gets horned up on seeing women get stripped naked and violently murdered! the clown is such an ugly loser who needs to get thrown through a woodchipper too like....! clowns arent even scary! why do they keep trying to make clowns happen! men are fucking idiots and horror bros who end up making movies are all dummies w shit taste. thats just my 2c tho but also: a fact!

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  Review by Tony the Terror 666 ★★★½ 11

  I’ve read some very mixed reviews about this so I really didn’t know what to expect. Just based on that cover art I thought surely this would be a 5 star masterpiece. It turns out it’s not anywhere close to that level, but it’s still pretty good.

  Art the Clown is terrifying and I really would like to see a whole series full of his shenanigans. This is gory and mean af so I completely get why some don’t like it. That stuff didn’t bother me probably because I’m dead inside, but there were still some parts that didn’t work too well. The super cliched coroner eating while working thing really made me roll my eyes like we get it:…

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  Review by Dakota Joaquin ★★★ 11

  He just like me for real

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  Review by nathaxnne <3 [hiatus] ½ 26

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  take a fedora. make it worse. make it much smaller. give it an elastic strap. put it on. spend two hours staring in the bathroom mirror hating yourself and hating life. the tears of anger, of wasted time, of self-loathing, stream down your face as you yell furious imprecations at yourself, the worst possible language, until snot comes out of your nose to mix with the tears like you are trying to win a best supporting academy award but you are not you are not acting you really hate yourself and thank goddess no one but you is looking because you are not mugging for an invisible at-home audience like a fake psychopathic clown who truly hates women because women…

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  Review by josh lewis ★★ 5

  pretty impressively vile, low-rent stuff that i can't help but wish amounted to a bit more than a splatter demo reel. just has very little mood and very few places to go after we're introduced to art's literal bag of tricks. i want to respect that exploitation simplicity but it's harder to do when it has the visual ambition/imagination of an ugly 2015 youtube era short. hoping the sequel has better horror filmmaking instincts than to get to its gnarliest kill in the first 20 minutes (the, uh, cough bone tomahawking) and then follow it up with lazy shit like art the clown just shooting people? cmon man. aspiring gods of halloween should be more creative. i like his little hat tho