"I don't have a MD or a law degree. I have a bachelors at kicking butt and taking names."
"Aren't they calling him the Hitler of the South Pacific?" "I can't speak to that. In all my dealings with him he's been a very reasonable and sensitive guy, he's fun, you'll like him."
"Dad, why is the American government the best government?" "Because of our endless appeals system."
"Perhaps Vermont Cheddar should come with a skull and crossbones." "The great state of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese!"
Such a fantastic satirical film and so endlessly quotable. It's delightfully, cuttingly corrupt and absurd, and while it's a great reminder of the corruption of the cigarette industry, it's satirical themes apply to the broad variety of American lobbying industries. Same song but different verse.