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  Review by elvisthealien ★★★★★ 4

  I liked the part when the turkey slammed that girl from behind and said "you just got stuffed!", truly a timeless holiday classic

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  Review by Branson Reese 3

  This movie opens with a title card that reads “Moments after the first Thanksgiving.” We see an inexplicably topless pilgrim running from a turkey and then she trips on a rock and the turkey says “nice tits, bitch” before killing her. An extremely efficient way to communicate the tone, budget, and genre of this movie right up top. Even Wet Hot waits a few minutes before it hits you with the “I want you inside me.”

  This movie was made to bait YouTube reviews from your CinemaSins, your Nostalgia Critics where they pause the movie after an intentionally bad joke and then look at the camera like a Jim Halpert who wears Batman shirts with blazers. It’s a closed loop,…

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  Review by Tony the Terror 666 ★★★★ 7

  Annual rewatch and I still love this awful movie because how can you not love a movie where a psycho killer turkey:

  - offers to prostitute himself
  - wears a gravy flavored condom
  - eats a salad because he’s vegetarian 
  - dresses up like a person by wearing one of those fake noses with glasses
  - dresses up as a person again by wearing their face Leatherface style
  - says “gobble gobble motherfucker” after killing someone

  How can you not, right? Of course I’m right.

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  Review by Eli Hayes ★ 13

  stop it

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  Review by Tony the Terror 666 ★★★★ 2

  Guy in car: “Gas, ass, or grass?”
  Turkie: “Well I’m all out of gas so I guess it’s ass.”
  Guy in car: “You got a nice tight one too!”

  Annual rewatch and every year we may get a little older and our lives may change a little or a lot, but this movie will always be a flaming hot shit show of ridiculousness and, for reasons I will never be able to fully explain, I love it.

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  Review by christian d ★

  "Pull your shirt down, honey! It's Thanksgiving, not Titsgiving!"

  .....I rest my case.

  🦃🗡

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  Review by oKay ★ 1

  pooping in ur husbands coffee bc u want a divorce is just a power move on a level i don't think i'll ever reach

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  Review by Tony the Terror 666 ★★★★ 8

  You have your traditions.

  I have mine.

  Happy Turkie’s Day!!!

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  Review by Matty Ferić ½

  This is canonically what happens behind the turkey door in Nightmare before Christmas

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  Review by P𝕠𝕠𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕚 ★★★★½ 1

  This movie is kind of like the giant poop you take after Thanksgiving dinner.
  Disgusting but great!

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  Review by Tony the Terror 666 ★★★★ 15

  Film 3/15 for BB and BC Podcast Movie Challenge November 2017

  3/3 of 3 films from 3 different decades

  If I had any credibility at all before now, my rating for this should take care of that...but here’s the thing: I had already decided before I even saw this that I was going to love it because look at that poster. LOOK AT IT because it is understandably one of my favorite things ever. So, regardless of whether this movie is any good, I have to love it because LOOK AT THAT AWESOME POSTER!!

  As advertised, this movie is about a psycho murderous turkey that comes back from...I dunno, the grave, I guess...to kill any and all white people for…

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  Review by nat🥀 ½ 1

  god is dead & it’s our fault