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  Review by Nathan Zuckerman ★★ 154

  If this film came out in 2002, it would be called M.I.L.F. Squad, with M.I.L.F. being an acronym for Marauding International Lethal Females. The soundtrack would feature Gwen Stefani, Missy Elliott and Crazy Town's seminal hit Butterfly.

  Roger Ebert gives it a phoned-in 2 star-review where he decries 'the lack of a good story' but compares it favorably to Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. A suggestive PG-13 shower scene set to Fun Lovin' Criminals' Love Unlimited fails to crack Mr. Skin's Top 10 that year.

  The film scores a paltry 23% on Rotten Tomatoes, but in the years since has gotten a 'yass queen!'-styled re-appreciation along the likes of Josie and the Pussycats, D.E.B.S. and Jennifer's Body. The two most popular…

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  Review by ❤︎Kaila❤︎ ½ 4

  We’re not even 10 days into the new year and the razzies already have their pick for best picture ! 

  I have somethings to SAY

  1. Simon Kinberg put down the camera and step AWAY from the pen you will never see heaven 

  2. Jessica you will pay for your crimes, Angelina and Charlize did not pave the way for badass white bitches to be on screen for you to DISRESPECT the work they done put in. You are not an action star stick to the lakes and rivers you are used to ! 

  3. Lupita, you, your agent and I need to come to the red table and discuss cause something AINT right and we need to get to…

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  Review by Lucy ★★ 3

  this set women’s rights back so far that we gotta fight for the right to vote all over again

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  Review by Sydney🚀 ★½ 30

  Gaslight Gatekeep Give me my money back

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  Review by coffin flop 12

  the yassification of the CIA

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  Review by Mitra Jouhari 1

  Get in bitches, we’re going SLAYING ⚡️ Yas, that’s right kweens, we’re going to Morroc-HO 💅🏽 And you guessed it, we’re traveling on the helicopt-WHORE 🚁 to get there!!! 🎉 send this encrypted SPY SLUT 💋 message to 355 of your best girlies or you 🥂 won’t get to be in the CIA movie 🚨 starring YASSica ChASStain 💎 and her ALL STAR crew 🔫 of some of the most squandered talent 🔮 you will witness 🧨 on screen 💈 in recent months ⚔️ Go off spy ! 🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍🛍

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  Review by marsh boy ★ 3

  thin on plot, thicc on women

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  Review by Bryan Espitia 🎄 ★½ 23

  It looked like Fan Bingbing was digitally inserted into every scene and that was probably the most entertaining part of this

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  Review by fran hoepfner ★

  femcel opus. when Diane Kruger doesn’t have a male loved one to be held hostage they kidnap her boss. laughed and laughed. more here at fran magazine

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  Review by cilliann ★½ 2

  *in saoirse ronan's voice* women-

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  Review by Zoë Rose Bryant ★★★½ 13

  Oh come ON you guys, this was fine! I had so much fun! I feel like this is another case of a film that people made their minds up about when they first saw the trailer (which made it seem like “Girlbosses Around The Globe,” lol) and then they refused to alter that idea when they actually saw it. It’s not cringey “corporate feminism” whatsoever, and compared to almost every other “first weekend of January release,” it practically looks like Citizen Kane.

  The worst thing you could say about it is that the script is a little simple and/or cliché, and it does at times feel like a movie that would’ve been made ~20 years ago, but I hardly ever…

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  Review by brandon ★★½

  the wig budget was $3.55