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  Review by ellie ✨ ★★★★ 18

  every time i watch these movies i go in thinking i’ll develop the ability to be critical and objective and then every single time i just wind up crying and wanting andrew garfield’s spidey back

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  Review by Andrew Dignan ★★ 63

  When I was a little kid, growing up solidly middle class, I had a lot of toys. But my parents, mindful of the expanding clutter that comes from the accumulation of “stuff,” presented me with an ultimatum: if I went long enough without playing with my toys then I’d have to get rid of them before I could get any new ones. They didn’t care what I did with them: throw them out, sell them at a yard sale, give them away to Goodwill… it didn’t matter to them. However the message was clear. Inactivity meant they were gone.

  Now, there was an even far more insidious (sinister, even) option for my “unwanted” toys and that was to give them…

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  Review by matt lynch ★½ 7

  cinema will certainly survive the superhero era, but i may not.

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  Review by sree ★★½ 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  at least gwen dying meant she didn't have to go to england 🙏 god bless

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  Review by mulaney ★★★½ 3

  IT’S GWEN STACY DEPRESSION HOUR FOLKS

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★ 8

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Y’know, this gets off to a pretty good start. Then Peter and Gwen break up and get back together like six different times. And Jamie Foxx’s Electro goes from misunderstood victim to mustache-twirling villainy in less than five minutes. And Peter’s dad has a secret subway base (with a subway car that rises out of the ground for absolutely no reason). And Harry Osborn turns into an Angry Troll Doll (™). And then I want to turn it off.

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  Review by ♦️•Lily•💋 ★½ 8

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I haven’t been the same since 10 year old me saw gwen stacy die

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  Review by the film drunk ★★★ 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I would’ve saved her but I understand not everyone is built like me

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  Review by trin ★★★★★ 9

  sexy

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★ 1

  Can we get Doctor Strange to cast a spell that magically erases everything in this movie except Andrew Garfield’s Peter and Emma Stone’s Gwen?

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  Review by 𝚮𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖖𝖚𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖉𝖊 🎃🕯️👻 ★½ 29

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  How dare you kill Emma Stone?!

  I feel as if I've just witnessed Paddington get whacked.

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  Review by lauren ★★½ 4

  i can’t believe marc webb casts dane dehaan in this only to make him progressively uglier throughout the entire film