The first movie was so not my thing at all... so naturally I decided to check out the McSequel because ocd, and to give this a fair shot because you never know—movies can be surprising... but oh geez... I didn’t like this at all, in fact, I McHated.
I dunno guys... the Tired references, tired gags, lackluster setting, and a familiar soundtrack of needledrops/vhs grindhouse ‘wtf?!’ filters just aren’t my thing. Samara Weaving is cool and all but she’s also in the two least entertaining and egregious jabroni pissfest movies I’ve seen this year... guns akimbo and this, so that’s a bummer because I think she’s awesome and I appreciate her continued involvement in genre pictures.
These babysitter movies are filled…