Sick and tired of having to watch countless movies to get your fill of indie cliches? Well worry no more! The Bachelors was made just for you, crammed to the brim with every tired cliche under the sun.
Depressed recently widowed dad?
Love interest who's angsty about her parents divorcing?
Jock bully that repeatedly screws said love interest before our protagonist gets to so much as touch her boob?
You bet your sweet ass.
This last point is what bothered me the most about The Bachelors. In the big climax scene, our two teen leads (Wes and Lacy) get into a screaming match. Wes is angry because he's been so "nice" and "understanding" of Lacy and she won't…