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  Review by ˗ˏˋ Liam ˊˎ˗ ★★★½ 4

  i'm a FIRM 👊🏼 believer in Karma ™ 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 and i think this 🚓 💸situation 📸 is a HUGE learning lesson 📚 for me ... to grow 💅🏼 and expand 👑 as a 💒 🔮 spiritual 👼🏼✨ human being ,, i wanna lead 🏆👠 a country 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 one day for all i know 💁🏼💍👛

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  Review by meera ★★★★ 1

  Who the fuck leaves their keys under the mat… Paris Hilton deserved to get robbed

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  Review by karsten ★★★½ 31

  not a single good shot or outfit in this entire thing

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  Review by katie ★★★½ 3

  I WANT TO ROB

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  Review by Hari Nef 8

  when i say “representation matters” what i mean is a black and white photobooth video of a pudgy teen gay lip-syncing to “drop it low”

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  Review by rudi ✨ ★★★

  a movie where 2000s fashion is the villain

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★★ 12

  “In a country that doesn’t discriminate between fame and infamy, the latter presents itself as plainly more achievable.” ― Lionel Shriver, We Need to Talk About Kevin

  There’s a moment in Sofia Coppola’s fascinating new film, “The Bling Ring,” in which Emma Watson (née Hermione) learns that her friends have been looting the vacant homes of young celebrities, and – with a reflexive vacancy – immediately declares, “I want to rob!” Watson is playing a thinly veiled fictionalization of teen fameball Alexis Neiers, a home-schooled reality TV star at the periphery of the crime spree that briefly enjoyed national attention circa the series finale of “The Hills” (or, as historians refer to it, 2010). Her lust for fame wasn’t necessarily…

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  Review by BRAT ★★★½ 4

  there was a brangelina reference & i almost started crying. i miss brangelina every day of my life. sometimes i'll just be existing, doin my thing, & i'll remember the divorce & my heart physically stops for a sec. anyway i gotta go finish my powerpoint on the rise & fall of brangelina that i'm presenting in my cinema studies class today -- wish me luck!

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  Review by Lucy ★★★★★ 11

  SET SET THAT CROWN ON THE GROUND AND AH

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  Review by aaron ★★★★½

  come on lets go to paris'

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★★ 1

  There is a lot of seemingly inexplicable behavior in this movie: why would rich kids who want for nothing rob famous people? Why would they be so brazen, leaving fingerprints and evidence everywhere, while never bothering to mask their identities? Why would famous people buy so much stuff? Why would they leave it all so unprotected? And why would celebrities like Paris Hilton allow Sofia Coppola to recreate the real life burglaries in her house?

  The answer in all of these cases: the characters' (and the real life participants') obsession with exhibitionism, which is the singular motivation of everyone onscreen (and even some of the actors who are burgled but don't appear in the flesh). It's not enough to be…

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  Review by Dan ★★★★★

  this movie makes me wanna move to LA and walk around with sunglasses and ice coffee so bad also them robbing rich republicans? i love leftist cinema