Susan Carpenter: Okay... Fuck it!
Peter Carpenter: You're not supposed to swear in front of me.
This Trevorrow's high-art piece's a tone deaf, surreal head spinning farce of a movie. Jeezo, what can I say? It's literally littered with WTF moments: Naomi Watts Gears of War-ing herself into the woods with a sniper rifle, Sarah Silverman's nausea-inducing smooch, random brain tumour tragedy, cringey kid rapping, mind-bending kill thy neighbor twist and damn I wanna punch Henry right in the face for being such a smart-ass, stock trading...what, you kidding?! Urgh, the most unique screenplay ever written? Probably so. Multiple plot twists drill so hard they might create an infinite black hole that sucks everything into deep space - oh boy, M.Night found dead in a dump! Human characters, hah! They probably have entered sub-human state, slowly preparing to transmogrify themselves into...Colin's freaking dinosauric figurines🦖
ONE star for being super unique, Henry.