Popular reviews

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  Review by sree ★ 2

  watching this for sebastian stan is probably the straightest thing i've ever done

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  Review by sophie ★ 2

  the things I do for sebastian stan

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  Review by prince johnny ★½ 1

  i have suffered through so many shit films for sebastian stan… i'm a white man's whore.

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  Review by lauren ★★ 4

  sebastian stan invented the concept of having an ass

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  Review by mimi 🌶 ★★★

  had the most creative sex scene i’ve ever witnessed in my 19 years of living.

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  Review by rikki ★★★★★

  This gets a 5/5 because I got to see Sebastian Stan's butt and that automatically makes a movie a masterpiece.

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  Review by nadia ★★½ 1

  sebastian stan could [redacted] on my [redacted] while he [redacted] my [redacted] [redacted] ..... [redacted]

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  Review by elle ★★

  sebastian stan please SHOUT in my face

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  Review by Hannah ★★★★½ 1

  this is a great movie and i’m the only one who can see it

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  Review by davidehrlich ★½ 1

  I haven't laughed that hard since The Turin Horse. A bloated Funny or Die sketch with a legendary sex scene. Agonizing. Gary Cole's goldfish in The Bronze is a first-ballot inductee to the "horrifically unfunny bits a film COMMITS to" hall of fame. like an acid-tongued Napoleon Dynamite. it doesn't help. someone should be embarrassed.

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  Review by minick ★★★★ 1

  *pours 32 oz soda on to grave* 
  one for my homie. dont worry its diet.....no its not , im not gonna lie to a ghost

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  Review by megan ★

  one star for sebastian stan