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  Review by Grooveman ★★★★½ 17

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Seeing Richard Jenkins yell " Fuck You" to a screen filled with 9 year old Japanese school girls is extremely funny to me. This is the most fun I've had watching a film this year.

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  Review by Lucy ★★★★ 3

  the evil is defeated 🤲🐸

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  Review by Simon Ramshaw ★★★★★ 15

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  What this film WILL do:
  - Go down in cultdom.
  - Become a fan favourite.
  - Add more fuel to the beast that is the Whedon Machine.
  - Never allow any other horror movie to look at itself in the same way ever again.
  - Hold up on many re-watches.

  What this film WILL NOT do:
  - Be popular with meat-headed horror directors.
  - Grant people with the ability to create better stoner characters.
  - Grant Richard Jenkins and Bradley Whitford with Best Supporting Actor nominations (although it really should).

  Wow...having thought over The Cabin in the Woods a lot after I saw it first in April, I thought that the re-watch would be full of plot holes. But no.…

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★★½ 20

  Really fucking dope in spite of Joss Whedon's dialogue's best efforts

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  Review by rudi ✨ ★★★★

  I wish I was as self aware as this movie is

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  Review by bunny ★★★★ 4

  why does marty look like the human version of shaggy from scooby-doo

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  Review by Giddy ★★★★★ 6

  Formula. Every film has one. Watch enough films and you learn the formulas, perhaps even subconciously; and it can ruin the film for you. It drains a film of tension, it makes a film predictable. And in no other genre is the formula more apparent than in horror.

  The Cabin In The Woods (TCITW)has a formula too. It is no different to any other film in that respect. But while your Texas Chainsaw Massacres and your Excorcists and your Last Houses On The Lefts say 2 + 2 = 4, TCITW says, "Yes, it does equal 4 but did you know that this 2 is actually 0.5 plus 2.5 minus 1 and the second 2 is really a shit ton…

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  Review by hailey 🌼 ★★★★ 2

  weed saves lives y'all

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  Review by lauren ★★★½ 2

  the highlight of this was finding out where the "the evil is defeated" meme came from

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  Review by persia 🍒 ★★★

  she’s cute but she’s no scream (1996)

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  Review by DirkH ★★ 30

  This film tries to put its tongue in its cheek so hard it has left a big, gaping hole that should have been filled by a great film.

  Let me start off by saying that I actually like Whedon's work. Most of the stuff he's done is quite enjoyable. Here, however, he is at his worst. Every single twist, turn and reveal felt like him screaming at me: 'Hah! Look at how clever I am! I am reinventing the entire genre!'

  The problem with Whedon's script is that he has actually written two films. One a rather funny, sometimes hilarious comedy. Two, a boring and generic horror film. Somewhere in between lies the idea of a great film, which is…

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  Review by trin ★★★★½

  he’s got a husband bulge